Jortard

When you see somebody you think is cute, leading you to pull his pants down in 7-11 for Alice to see his little hotdog! Typically without underpants and likes Alice’s fupa

Connor - “Let’s go pants jortard so his hotdog flops out!”

by YummyPoops800 June 3, 2024

jorsan

hes the most badass dude you will ever meet, coolest clothes, funniest sense of humor, and will always hit that penjamin. always calling everything grody but hey, thats just jorsan. 😎

person 1: hey look its jorsan!
person 2: damn hes so hot

by auntmaypackof19 March 31, 2024

Joris

BOO. TOMATO. TOMATO. BOO. 👎👎👎🍅🍅🍅

Joris is an omega. he is very much not alpha. Or even sigma. I no like. 🍅🍅🍅🍅

by thesigmaestofthemall January 24, 2025

joristic

Rad, based, coool

"dude, that kid landed a backflip on their third attempt. It was so joristic"

by vegoooon October 5, 2025

Joris

Joris thinks he is nonchalant but he actually is chalant. He is just a cute little boy who barks for his gf. Joris has the biggest dihh in town, every girl wants to ride his dihh.

Joris is here. Ow shit you see that dihh!?

by Hanna edger October 17, 2025

Jontsy

A slang for the Ripper tipper pocket pack with crushing tray used generally to make a joint or a spliff.

A.k.a Jonts.

Pass me the jontsy.

Does anyone have a Jontsy?

You are welcome to the party, but you gotta bring your own Jontsy.

by Wildlotusrising December 30, 2025

Mordan Jort

Mordan Jort is a bad ass he slays all the puss dog his friends usually call him Jordan TPS now you may be asking jordan what the fuck does TPS stand for now this stands for “The pussy slayer” jordan is a rare species this one in particular comes in all shapes and sizes this is the father jordan usually the fastest fuck of them all. Jordan/Mordan gets all the botches so watch out he might take ya chick dog

Mordan Jort- This one faggot named Mordan Jort fucked my girl last night dawg i caught that hoe cheating Mordan Jort is one pussy slayer 😤😤

by Mordan Jort March 10, 2019