joog

Noun: A sober person laughing at a drunk person.

Adjective: Anything you want.

Verb: The act of a sober person laughing at a drunk person.

Noun:
John: "Mykal was sober and laughing so hard when Sally was dancing on the table at Beyonce's baby shower."
Jake: "What a joog."

Adjective: "Hella joog."

Verb: "Stop joogin at me, I'm drunk."

by Joog&Jooger September 6, 2011

moose joose

a powerful laxative for androids

i slipped a bit of moose joose to my toaster

by Devin taylor May 28, 2004

jooks

noun: Enjoyment, usually specifically in the form of sexual gratification but also in a general context for sublime pleasure in an activity.
A Western bastardisation of the Creole/Jamaican verb jook "to have sex"

Also spelt as: joux, joox

See also: jollies, kicks

"So... you get your jooks throwing rocks at trains?"

M: Uhhh... nnnnnh...oooooh yeah OH! ohhhhhh...
F: Oh no you didn't! I haven't got my jooks yet!?!

by spider1984 February 3, 2007

joogle

the word meens dog

the smelly dog took a shit!!!!!

by jonny December 10, 2003

Jools

Jools is a kind person who is not afraid at any challenge and he can sometimes be quite dramatic.

He is a really nice person and you’re really lucky if you have a Jools in your life.
He is a great person to be your girlfriend/boyfriend and is generally good looking.

Girl 1: Jools is an awesome guy

Boy 1: Yep he’s pretty awesome

by Randompeewon June 29, 2020

joog

Robbing a convenience store with your genitalia exposed. Preferably a Walmart.

I'm about to joog in southwest Florida.

by Joogsquad October 18, 2021

JOOG

a crackhead, or drug fiend

damn, you need to go serve dat joog
show dat joog, how to act

by M!SZ AMBER November 21, 2006