jon matteson

a starkid actor who has been a part of team starkid since 2018 when he played "Paul" in The Guy Who Didn't Like Musicals". his most recent known work was when he played the roles "paul", "wiggly" and "Gary Goldstein" in Starkid's latest musical Black Friday. He is very talented and deserves a helluva lot more attention.

emma perkins: GOSH, who the hell voices wiggly

henry hidgens: why, jon matteson of course!

by jackaloped January 18, 2021

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Jon-Some

An orgy with anyone named Jon

Jon: Do you want to have a jon-some?
Person: Hell yeah, lets get it

by mistakwabs May 2, 2021

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lil jon

a nutso nigga hailing from ATL. yea i think everyone knows he cant rap, maybe cuz he just doesnt. just cuz he's black doesnt mean he sings r&b or has to rap. hes a producer for many dirty south artists, and reknown king of krunk wit the eastside boyz

YYYYEEEEAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!
HOOO WHHHHAAATTTTTT??????
OOOOOOKKKKAAAAYYYYYAAa!!!!!!!

by D-I-P lowridah January 5, 2005

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jon boat

a modern age miracle used to glide atop glistening blue water whilst hunting ducks, manbearpigs, or crocs. constructed of premium particle board, or space grade aluminum.

Also an elite team of army fuelers. "go team jon boat!"

"Hey guy, why you lookin at expensive worthless boats? You need to get yourself a good ol cheap reliable jon boat."
"What the hell is a jon boat?" (see above definition)

by JDAM! July 8, 2010

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The Jon Avila

The Jon Avila Is where you are with a particular female in the "doggy style" position. You proceed to spank the girl very hard on the butt and then say, "I Get What I Want!".

Named after the businessman with his trademark saying "I'm Jon Avila. I get what I want!"

(Two Dudes talking after one dude pulled The Jon Avila on a woman the previous night)

Ted: "DUUUDE, I Toooootally Jon Avila'd a chick last night!

Steve: "Ohhh Dude! You Get What You Want!"

by Jack Jay May 14, 2008

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