jon c

a person with no penis

holy crap by the looks he must be a jon c

by aurabr3akin' October 24, 2016

Jon Benign

That most awesomest and rad musician in the history of music.

"Have you heard of the Beatles?"
"Duh..."
"Well, they are pretty great...but FUCK it, LISTEN TO JON BENIGN!!"

by Hysterika July 1, 2008

lil jon

a nutso nigga hailing from ATL. yea i think everyone knows he cant rap, maybe cuz he just doesnt. just cuz he's black doesnt mean he sings r&b or has to rap. hes a producer for many dirty south artists, and reknown king of krunk wit the eastside boyz

YYYYEEEEAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!
HOOO WHHHHAAATTTTTT??????
OOOOOOKKKKAAAAYYYYYAAa!!!!!!!

by D-I-P lowridah January 5, 2005

The Jon Avila

The Jon Avila Is where you are with a particular female in the "doggy style" position. You proceed to spank the girl very hard on the butt and then say, "I Get What I Want!".

Named after the businessman with his trademark saying "I'm Jon Avila. I get what I want!"

(Two Dudes talking after one dude pulled The Jon Avila on a woman the previous night)

Ted: "DUUUDE, I Toooootally Jon Avila'd a chick last night!

Steve: "Ohhh Dude! You Get What You Want!"

by Jack Jay May 14, 2008

jon porth

A kid who peaked in High School.

He pulled aJon Porth after that bottle flip Infront of the entire school.

by 69Jazz69 November 4, 2019

big jons

big gains, large profits, and massi quantities.

bruh we getting them big jons

yardy kno brah

by gatfrat June 20, 2018

jon boat

a modern age miracle used to glide atop glistening blue water whilst hunting ducks, manbearpigs, or crocs. constructed of premium particle board, or space grade aluminum.

Also an elite team of army fuelers. "go team jon boat!"

"Hey guy, why you lookin at expensive worthless boats? You need to get yourself a good ol cheap reliable jon boat."
"What the hell is a jon boat?" (see above definition)

by JDAM! July 8, 2010