trouser jihad

when guys redundantly kick each other nuts untill they one surrenders, the last man standings dick must in fact be holier cause some superior holy power must be protecting that guy's dick

in order to figure out who would get ashley we had a trouser jihad

by Ashley Walsh July 6, 2006

jitbag

A scrotum. See scrot or sac.

She done slapped me all up in my jitbag!

by BFish December 10, 2002

Jethan

The most superior ship name there is!!!!! It’s for superior couples with the names of Jaden and Ethan!

Jaden+Ethan=Jethan
Pronounced j-ea-than

by Mermer5050504 March 18, 2018

jihading

The act of simulating a jihad. Thus might include an assembly of people pretaining caucasian decent. This crew of people dress up as if they are of indian decent by dressing up, dancing and talking like real jihads.This often involves bed sheets, shantis and the sounds of Bollywood. To really jihad, the assembly of caucasian people must dance around public places, thus entertaining the many curious on-lookers for an extended amount of time.

Lets do some jihading downtown tonight!

by greencosmos September 25, 2007

jitbag

A person worthy, of only, carrying a bag full of jizz !!!

Jimmy Jit Bag

by Dave of the Johnstown Jimmies Jitbags September 14, 2003

Blow Jihad

The act of forcing a blowjob with a dirty bomb, plane, gun, anthrax, ect.

Muhammed told her to get on her knees and blow him, but when she refused he went into the cockpit and threatened to crash the plane into the building she caved and against her will gave him what he wanted; that is a blow jihad.

by alky January 13, 2008

jihad

when something is considered super cool or trendy. all the rage..."all the kids are doing it".

dude 1: "man..i'm sick of all this Twilight crap!"

dude 2: "what are you talking about...vamps are SO jihad right now!"

by jf37 January 27, 2010