Jewel Lavenskii

A true bad bitch with a good heart

If you call me a bitch , call me Jewel Lavenskii

by Angelinasowdy November 24, 2021

flacid jewels

A term used to define a sloppy and elongated ball sack, with both balls hanging at the bottom, held behind an extremely small penis.

Imma do her doggie style till mah balls bang against her ass and become flacid jewels, then imma let'em shine.

by t.ajnigga March 29, 2016

positive jewels

Meaning Compliments or anything positive

person 1" I'm likin' ya Outfit."

person 2'Yea ya outfit is Hott.'

person 3 Good look on da Positive Jewels.

by Philly Boy June 06, 2005

brown jewel

The best player on a shitty sports team.

Relief pitching is probably our biggest asset. Craig Kimbrel is obviously the brown jewel.

by Meribald July 09, 2021

brown jewel

The opposite of 'crown jewel'. A shiny dud.

Craig Kimbrel is the brown jewel of the Cubs' 2021 fire sale (after losing 12 of 13).

by jimbo_yourmom July 09, 2021

sandy jewels

When ur balls get sandy after u go to the beach

Jeeze after going the beach I got some major sandy jewels

by John colt March 15, 2014

super jewel thief

a large eared, bandana over eyes wearing scoundrel specializing in the heisting of super jewels. Come in packs of three or two, never alone.

"OMG someone stole the largest diamond in the world! Who could have done something like this!?"
"The super jewel thief maybe?"

by Winter Fox Frank April 25, 2008