Jeweling 

being overly pretentious when it comes to the use of the English language

Friend 1: I'll let her shirley, my secretary, know. Maybe she can move a few of my appointments around and pencil you in
Friend 2: .....You totally just jeweled.

Friend 1: Can you tell me the amount of people in this room?" Friend 2: No but I can tell you the number of people!
Friend 1: You're Jeweling so hard right now...

Jeweling by Phatchicken October 15, 2012

Hip hop jewels 

When you stick your balls in a woman's mouth and shake them.

I shook my hip hop jewels in that bitch's mouth.

Hip hop jewels by Tiggman July 15, 2015

jewelie 

A beautiful girl who is smart, talented, and very heartwarming to be around. She can brighten up your day in an instant. Very loveable and unique

Jewelie is an amazing person

jewelie by Btsbabe135 August 9, 2017

Jewelin 

When you are fucking someone anally who is wearing a necklace you grab it and pull back as hard as you can making them gag and gasp for breathe as you pound them from behind. Sometimes resulting in a pink sock.

Josh: "Haha me and Jen were doing it doggy style last night when i noticed she was wearing her necklace, So i grabbed and yanked back"
Zack: "Haha nice classic jewelin right there."
Josh: "ya except she tighted up her ass when i did it and i pulled out... she got the pink sock it was nasty"
Zach: "Eww."

Jewelin by C.C.B January 15, 2010

pussy jewelry 

Name for a clitoris piercing

Nikki got pussy jewelry

pussy jewelry by majr September 17, 2013

Jewclops 

A mythical creature, that is fabled to have one eye, who was born of jewish blood line, that chose to rebel and worship satan or become atheist because he belived himself to be a god. The first jewclops is believed to have been born in the greco roman era, when his mother a harlot mated with a roman slave. When the Jewclops was born he was abandoned because he had only one eye, and was an outcast, this made him hate society and this is why he rebeled to satanic worship or atheism and he viewed the outside world as unworthy of his presence and that he was better than the world because he was gifted with the uni-eye, which he believed a god-like atribute so he thought himself to be a god or a demi-god. This creature was known to make loud screeching, wailing sounds at night to annoy the citizens. This creature is rumored to still be around today with spottings in the north-west hemisphere.

1) Frank is being so annoying, he may aswell be a jewclops.

2) That kid wont stop bitching... he must be a jewclops

Jewclops by 123ss8 August 25, 2010

Jewelry Bag 

Scrotum, Nutsack, Ball Bag, Sack, Ball Sack, Bean Bag, etc.

That bitch scraight up kicked me in the jewelry bag.

Stacey was sucking my jewelry bag last night.

Jewelry Bag by Whisker Biscuit December 31, 2007