Jewel

A dumb bitch, mother fucker wont shut up. Just learn how to express your damn emotions and thoughts Jesus christ. you got something to say? say it if you fucking pussy. You got all that shit to say why not say whats on your mind? 🤨

Oh my god Jewel just shut the fuck up

by PinHeado December 13, 2021

jewel pool

The pooling of male or female ejactulation in a body contour that holds such pooling.
or (jism)

Jim: "Dude, you should have seen my Jewel Pool I left in Sarah's mouth."
Peter: "Oh yeah, I used the pull-out method on Jenny, and made a jewel pool in her belly button."

by Chi McGee February 23, 2014

Crown the Jewels

The act of a man being head butted in the groin, generally by a little person or child.

In Times Square last night, I shit you not, I watched a little person crown the jewels of a drunk tourist.

by curtisbaby August 9, 2023

Jappy-jewel

Jappy-jewel - When you are having a poo and your japside is exposed and you crouch down with your head and lick the tip of your penis.

Bro I like doing the jappy-jewel whenever i'm having a poo.

by JapsterLaw August 6, 2020

brown jewel

The opposite of 'crown jewel'. A shiny dud.

Craig Kimbrel is the brown jewel of the Cubs' 2021 fire sale (after losing 12 of 13).

by jimbo_yourmom July 9, 2021

Jeweled

The word jeweled is used when referring to someone who looks like they haven’t showered or bathed in a while. May be used to describe someone who has gotten sweaty and may have a slight odor coming from their arm pits or crotch. Also used to describe smells associated with a stinky or foul odor.

I didn’t shower today and boy am I jeweled.

by Pureperryman November 6, 2022

Jewel bird

A badass bitch. A woman who is the best at anything she does. She's always smart and beautiful.

Goodness that girl is perfect, she's such a jewel bird.

by Manny99999 December 17, 2014