Jasper

1)The name of an amazing guy who does anything for his woman. He is commonly mistaken for the definiton "To perform a sex act on a coworker or usually one to have sex with all of your friends' girlfriends." He doesnt do that. However, he is "the coolest fucking person alive". He also likes his women thick (not fat) and he loves girls that are Italian, Polish, and Black. He is the nicest, most friendliest, caring guy you will ever meet.

2) The constipated vampire from Twilight.

1a) That Jasper is such a nice boy!
1b) Dang! I didnt know Jasper liked his girls thick! Get it boyy!!

2) Dude, that Jasper guy always looks constipated off of Twilight. Maybe he should buy some laxatives!

by MercyT October 2, 2010

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Jewper Man

A male of Jewish decent who is equipped with many unique characteristics such as: large sums of cash that seem to come from no where, the ability to see small objects at night (this is also known as Jew View), the constant urge to smash down their hair, an obsession with working out and/or looking “ripped”, and lastly, an amazing tennis game consisting of a crap load of spin.

If anyone has more than 3 of the symptoms listed in the definition according to the DSM-IV-TR they have a birthright disorder known as Jewper Man.

by tennisfreak92 March 12, 2010

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Jester's Hat

A group of three males engaging in sexual acts together.

A threesome of only men.

It is referred to as A Jester's Hat due to the three long cone's that hang off of the hat, this imagery relates to the three penises involved in the act.

Nate: Dude, this party is completely ridiculous!

Dan: How so?

Nate: I walked into a room and there was A Jester's Hat!

Dan: Holy shitting thundercunt, that's crazy.

by nateminicooper December 7, 2010

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