Israeled

The act of taking an underdeveloped asset and turning it into a real-life miracle against all odds.

- Wow, this little old trinket has really been Israeled! I want it so much right now I could kill for it!

by NotEverEver December 29, 2023

Israeled

When a terrorist is eliminated.

Hamas scum was Israeled from Gaza. The world breathed a sigh of relief.

by TheSager December 26, 2023

Israeled

To make a desert bloom and turn an empty desolate land into a modern high tech multicultural society. To invent many of the inventions we take for granted and cure diseases. To enjoy life and be the only democracy in the middle East where Jews, Arabs and others all Vote and thrive.

They really Israeled that heap of junk into something amazing.

by Truth explainer May 31, 2024

Israeled

A nicer way of saying "royally fucked", as in "Palestine is ISRAELED" or "PALESTINE IS ISRAILED". Cool kids sometimes drop the linking verb to say "PALESTINE ISRAILED"

Palestine is Israeled.

by 3exmachina December 26, 2023

israeled

The act when someone claimed what’s your as theirs.

Someone approached me to share my camping tent, eventually told me to leave and took it as his.

- looks like I got israeled by him.

by TabirAlam October 24, 2023

Israeled

A negative and antisemitic term created by those who hate the only democratic country in the Middle East. Just as you wouldn't use certain terms that are pejorative (negative) for POC or religions, this word will show you as a rude bigot.

I have been Israeled (instead of Jewed).

by NoHatredHere December 27, 2023

Israeled

When someone fucks around, and then finds out harder than he could ever imagine.

Jack tried to sucker punch Jon, got Israeled by Jon and he is now paralyzed from the neck down.

by Gnomeowar December 27, 2023