Israeled

What you call yourself when you claim victim to Colonialism, when you're just simply Antisemetic.

Person 1: A random guy just stole my car keys! I've been Israeled!

Person 2: Were you gonna drive your car to suck off Hitler?

by Homophobia Is A W December 30, 2023

Israeled

take another person's property without permission or legal right and without intending to return it.
It's the simple past of the verb "Israel".

John : What happened ?
Robert : Last night, someone Israeled my bicycle from the front yard, and I reported it to the police this morning.

by Dra ganov October 27, 2023

Israel

To reclaim something that was lost or stolen, but which has always been your own-- often with significant positive personal historical and family value.

I just found my favorite hat in the lost-and-found. I was very happy to Israel it back after so long without it.

by ZoulieYouNutjob January 9, 2024

Israeled

Term used by hip modern humanitarians on Twitter/X that totally don't hate Jews. So, they would never say someone "Jewed" them. They say "Israeled" them instead. Nazis marching in Charlottesville chanted "Jews will not replace us". They would say "Zionists will not Israel us". Totally different. "Jewing" was something bad outdated racists used to say to refer to stingy/cheap Jews, or just Jews screwing you over generally as 9/10 racists agree Jews are always doing and plotting toward as a global cabal. People figured out this was racist AF tho, so now you have to say Israeled to mean THOSE PEOPLE are all thieves instead, which is at least 0-1% more mask on with its racism. Plus your Twitter followers might think you know something about geopolitics rather than just hating Jews, which you do, and that's a neat bonus.

Two modern humanitarians that totally don't hate Jews talking about how best to free Palestine:
Terminally online person 1: I just came up with a final solution for the Je... Zionist problem.
Terminally online person 2: Bro, you just Israeled Hitler out of his well deserved credit.
Terminally online person 1: That's antisemitic AF
Terminally online person 2: I said you Israeled him, not that you Jewed him. We're talking about Zionists anyhow, right?
Terminally online person 1: Oh my bad. I identify as a hyper-marxist anti-fascist anti-racist, and that sounded kinda in racist for a second. Anyway have you seen these crazy Talmud quotes and these funny hats? The Zionists will not Israel us, that's for sure.

by GlippityGlopGlop January 25, 2024

Israel

The most wonderful and amazing man anyone could ever ask for. He is the very definition of perfect. He is the best in the bedroom hands down.

Have you met Israel?

by Sweetpsycho97 April 26, 2025

israel

a republic in southwest Asia, on the Mediterranean: formed as a Jewish state May 1948. 7,984 sq. mi. (20,679 sq. km). : Jerusalem (but not recognized by the international community).

I love Israel it's the only true democracy in the middle east

by The True Israel Definition May 31, 2024

Israeled

To be falsely accused of hate crimes by changing history, making up facts, dumbing down complex situations, relying on uneducated people interested in shouting vs. learning and thinking, and simply ignoring inconvenient facts and history. Often done by people either with limited or no substantial education or ability to engage in critical thinking or by people who have a specific agenda that requires denying reality.

You got accused by a mob of a crime in one area even though you were totally in another area? You totally got Israeled.

by urbansurburban123 May 30, 2024