Iowa

The place all of you fuckoffs are gonna go to when global warming destroys your crops, get used to nice people, 2001 Chevy Silverados, Corn and, Hurt's Donuts, we are the Corn and Education capital of the world, we are NICER than Canadians, bUt IoWa Is SuPeR bOrInG, eh? kinda maybe a little? But it is so nice here, it's actually GREEN here! there are open fields and non polluted air, great fishing spots here too! Take a week to breathe real air and go to Iowa, this is #notspon i just love it here

GO TO IOWA NOW! ...bitch

by monster juice addict June 15, 2021

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Iowa

Iowa is the place where corn grows taller than your IQ and the only thing flatter than the landscape is the conversation. You ever been to Iowa? You could scream "Yeehaw!" and the cows would just look at you like, "What the hell's wrong with this idiot?"

Example: "Iowa's so flat, you can watch your dog run away for three days straight."

by Dan_78653 January 4, 2025

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Iowa brown bear

When someone places 1 or multiple gummy bears up their anus, and another individual eats them out.

Me and the Ole lady tried out the iowa brown bear last night, it was a blast!

by Stickymcschnikkins June 25, 2025

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Des Moines Iowa

A city where everyone wears neiman marcus clothes, Saks fifth avenue clothes, designer clothes accessories has designer furniture and luxury items, assets, goods and buys luxury services

Des Moines Iowa

by Guccipolo November 15, 2025

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Iowa Filly Buster

When a male gets on an obese female's back and rubs his penis between her back tits until he ejaculates in her hair, thereby busting a nut in the filly's hair.

Last night I was banging Rhonda and she had stank breath so I turned her over and gave her the Iowa Filly Buster.

by Dirk Brom December 4, 2025

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