great supine protoplasmic invertebrate jellies

The insult given to the gathered members of the London Assembly by London Mayor, Boris Johnson

B. Johnson: "Are you saying they're abdicating their duty to scrutinize me?"
"Are you saying that they haven't the guts to put the questions to me?"
"Great supine protoplasmic invertebrate jellies!"

by Striatedbrah August 16, 2013

emotionally invested

Caring for someone to the point of vulnerability knowingly your going to get hurt at some point by them yet still taking the chance to be connected and is something we should not jump into or let it happen lightly. Not necessarily a romantic sexual feeling

I care very deeply for you and believe we'll always be Emotionally connected.
I feel emotionally invested in your life

by Realthoughts January 12, 2017

Inverteboss

Relative to the word "invertebrate". A boss or leader who has no spine to make tough decisions or stand their ground when confrontations arise. This leader will be influenced by the slightest pressure and will fold their stance instead of holding firm to believed opinions. A title holder with no self respect.

"I can't believe Urban Dictionary rejected my added definition of inverteboss. Guess it didn't have enough obscenities or sexual innuendos included in the description".

by skypie August 2, 2011

invertebrother

A cool saying instead of bro

"HoWs it going my invertebrother?"
"Pretty good wicked sis"

by universalTorrent March 7, 2017

I invented you

A response to when a friend becomes popular only because they hang out with you, and then claims they are better than you.

Friend: "What can I say? I just have more friends than you do."
You: "Bitch what are you saying? I invented you"

by VegetableMadeBones June 14, 2018

Invertebrate Politics

The inability of any given political agent to actually respect, comment on or support any position outside of established party lines despite being fundamentally offensive to personal ideology.

So, we should just ignore massive national debt, the endorsement of white nationalism and ridiculous, weaponized tariff impositions that are ultimately paid by US consumers?
Of course! That's how Invertebrate Politics work...it'll be fine. Right?

by YAWA August 4, 2019

invested interests

Wall Street firms, big banks, and hedge funds who continually manipulate the financial system, news media, and politicians for their benefit.

The bailout of Bear Stearns is just another case of the invested interests getting what they want.

by Daryl Montgomery March 24, 2008