Woman hater: I'm an incel!
Normal people: Thanks for letting us know that you are retarded.
People on the opposite extreme: Anyone who does not agree with me on everything is an incel.
Normal people: Thanks for letting us know that you are also retarded.
Normal people: Thanks for letting us know that you are retarded.
People on the opposite extreme: Anyone who does not agree with me on everything is an incel.
Normal people: Thanks for letting us know that you are also retarded.
by Some rando out there August 2, 2024

an involuntarily celibate bitch who thinks making sexist comments and jokes about women is fine. he thinks women owe him something and often whines about being lonely to make women feel bad for them. he is that type of man who can come off as creepy and will probably tell you the story of when a girl broke his heart in first grade and uses it as an excuse for his behaviors. incels often have an addiction to beating their meat to porn every night because they dont know how to talk to women in real life without being weird and straight up disrespectful. they are the men who hit you up with a suggestive message on social media instead of acting like normal men and not like horny bitches in heat.
incel: "hey girl. you're beautiful, do you send any?"
girl: "wtf? no. dont ask me that again lol. that was creepy"
incel: *offended* "well damn bitch, it was just a question. why are you so rude?"
girl: "because you sound like a desperate incel and you certainly dont know how to talk to girls, creepy ass incel man."
incel: "ugh all of you are hoes anyways! i hate women! thats why you are fatherless and no one will want you."
girl: "wtf? no. dont ask me that again lol. that was creepy"
incel: *offended* "well damn bitch, it was just a question. why are you so rude?"
girl: "because you sound like a desperate incel and you certainly dont know how to talk to girls, creepy ass incel man."
incel: "ugh all of you are hoes anyways! i hate women! thats why you are fatherless and no one will want you."
by leonsass August 3, 2024

by freaknap August 19, 2021

The cause of school shootings according to Iliza "Hot enough to fuck" Shlesinger and it's like.... Then that's a super easy problem for you to solve, innit?
Hym "Shit, you know what? You're absolutely right! If only there was a way to not make them incels anymore.... Hmmm 🤔 This is a real stumper... Oh! I know! You could spend 30 seconds taking a dick in a world where there are 1000 different ways to stop you from getting pregnant AND there's not risk of STD because they're an incel! You can save them! You can save all the children. In 30 seconds or less! Oh look! I found one! He's in my apartment. Quick! Get over here and save those kids!"
by Hym Iam March 22, 2023

An individual who is attractive looking, typically a man, can attract people, they could have rizz but never gets to fornicate with the sex they want to fornicate with.
Bro he’s not bad looking, he’s just a hot incel like he can pull and has game but for some reason chicks don’t wanna bang him, I don’t get it.
by ZaR4Van August 5, 2024

by f@ggotkiller November 12, 2023

Someone of one race who is inconsolably upset and angry they will never be a member of another race.
by tokyoracer January 5, 2025
