by cupcake671 July 18, 2021
Get the Ivanmug. A man who is gods most prize possession. He has the looks, he has the body, he has the brains. Black hair, Very tall, Green Hazel eyes, pale skin, body of an athlete. Most generous, caring man you’ll ever come across. Loyal as anyone can be and will treat you like a goddess every second he breathes.
Person 1: Is that Ivan Sebastian Cordoves! I would like to take a chunk of that meat!
Person 2: Ew you dumb bitch, he’s taken by Valentina Zambrano!
Person 2: Ew you dumb bitch, he’s taken by Valentina Zambrano!
by unknownuserhere March 20, 2023
Get the Ivan Sebastian Cordovesmug. A terrorist at heart, best mates with Osama Binladen crackin a cold one with Hitler and his polish mates
by ISIS GOD October 31, 2023
Get the Ivan Brucemug. Da infamous "insider trading" crook who got rich off da initial sales of da equally-infamous-and-heavily-advertised-by-Paul-Harvey "Wave Radio" fiasco dat super-flopped due to its disappointing sound and poor-quality construction.
Ivan Boseky may indeed have profited from da "revolution in compact sound" market, but then later he had to REALLY "face da music" about his dirty-dealing shenanigans, and so this development was hardly "music to his ears".
by QuacksO January 27, 2022
Get the Ivan Bosekymug. by Frogssss November 6, 2022
Get the Ivanmug. Hey Ivan, you should listen to Closer by the Chainsmokers.
Ivan: A moo moo moo moo. *Fingers butt aggressively*
Ivan: A moo moo moo moo. *Fingers butt aggressively*
by Iamivanagu November 21, 2021
Get the Ivanmug. by Goser June 13, 2022
Get the Ivanmug.