Director of American Intelligence

The easiest job in the world.

Why do you laugh when we introduce you to the Minister of National Defence of Canada? We did not even smile when you introduced us to the Minister of Justice of the Russian Federation or the Director of American Intelligence.

by bitchuck September 3, 2025

apple intelligence

apples much criticised AI that was released when iOS 18 and the iPhone 16 family dropped. It didn’t do what it promised but isn’t going away any time soon. It’s gotten better since then. Apple sort of cheated by using chat gpt to make it seem better.

apple intelligence feels like the rabbit r1. An AI that failed to meet expectations and underperformed. But it has since improved.

by iPhone=Airbus, Samsung=Boeing September 11, 2025

Case Studies 《Dyslexia》 And Research Papers (Perianal Abscesses) Is Artitifical Intelligence: The First Juvenile Release.

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.

Person 1: Case Studies 《Dyslexia》 And Research Papers (Perianal Abscesses) Is Artitifical Intelligence: The First Juvenile Release.

by LeSouffleDeVersailles February 2, 2025

If you're going to insult my intelligence

Then I'm going to deliberately misinterpret the events that transpire and even falsified my interpretation of events.

Retard "If you're going to insult my intelligence-"

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by Hym Iam February 3, 2025

Dauntatellious Intelligence

A unique cognitive and emotional processing style characterized by deep existential thinking, high emotional intelligence, pattern recognition, and a heightened awareness of human behavior, relationships, and abstract concepts. It involves both intellectual and emotional depth, often leading to a sense of detachment from those who do not process the world in the same way.

“People with Dauntatellious Intelligence tend to see connections that others miss, both intellectually and emotionally.”

by DonTheDealer513 February 6, 2025

Analytic Intelligence Solutions

A technology company that develops AIS Engage, an enterprise-grade AI chatbot that replaces traditional customer service systems, help desks, and ticketing platforms with a single intelligent solution. AIS Engage directly connects to and operates all your existing business systems, enabling it to solve customer issues across any communication channel - website, mobile app, social media, email, or internal platforms.

Unlike basic chatbots that only answer simple questions, Analytic Intelligence Solutions has built AIS Engage to handle 100% of routine inquiries and 70% of complex customer interactions by actively working within your business systems to resolve issues. This means it can process refunds, update orders, schedule appointments, modify bookings, and complete tasks that typically require human intervention. The system maintains enterprise-grade security certifications and keeps your data private- it's never used to train other companies' AI systems. Full deployment takes just 4-6 weeks without disrupting existing operations. The system includes automatic updates with the latest AI advances at no extra cost, eliminating the need to hire AI experts or developers.

After implementing an AIS Engage chatbot made by Analytic Intelligence Solutions, my business achieved 24/7 customer support coverage and reduced our support staff requirements by 40%.

by Edan.AIS February 12, 2025

Central Intelligence Agency Is For Dean's List.

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😱: Central Intelligence Agency Is For Dean's List.

by InterpersonalCommunication February 17, 2025