Nipple Inspection

The act of taking someones dogtags (nipples) in the popular video game Battlefield 3 with your combat knife. This difficult move is often preformed by Robbaz the Viking Badass and may someday be trademarked by him.

Guy one: SHIT!!!!!! THAT ASSHOLE ROBBAZKING KEEPS INSPECTING MY NIPPLES!!!!!!!!!
Robbaz: Haha I just gave that bitch a Nipple Inspection.

by tatas June 26, 2012

Inside-Out Voice

Speaking while inhaling as aposed to exhaling; Talking while breathing in to avoid someone nearby smelling your breath.

So Im pretty sure that Billy ate dookie puffs for breakfast this moring, because he failed to use his inside-out voice when he asked me for a piece of gum.

by Inhale-ilitosis July 19, 2009

institutional gaslighting

Institutional Gaslighting: When a group of respected people within an institution are posed as investigating on the victim’s behalf, but in actuality act to belittle or deny the reality of the harm committed in order to protect the institution’s reputation, the institution can cause the victim to question their own perceptions of reality, feelings, instincts, and even sanity. When an authority figure incites self-doubt in the victim, they are employing a tactic of emotional abuse referred to as “gaslighting, a term coined in reference to domestic abuse.” Perpetrators, whether they are individuals or institutions, use “gaslighting” to get what they want, typically “without ever taking responsibility for their actions or even their precipitating desires.” When an institution gaslights a victim in order to protect its own reputation, the institutional betrayal silences, invalidates, and harms recent survivors in their most vulnerable states.

LaJuana informs psychiatrist Dr. Van Schenck, a gangstalker tried to murder her and she captured the attack on dash-cam.

Dr. Van Schenck reviews the video and tells patient she is having audio and visual hallucinations. Despite the patients clear and convincing video evidence, the doctor refuses to give patient her regular medication, but says he will write her a perscription to treat schizophrenia (a medication in-which he recieves financial kick backs) Dr. Van Schenck pretends he's not aware paitent is a Targeted Individual of non-consensual remote Smart Dust/ Nanotechnology experiments being conducted by Academia and Big Pharma. The doctor documents his false diagnosis into her medical file. LaJuana has just experienced Institutional Gaslighting.

by I Juana Be Free February 4, 2020

Text Insemination

Text insemination is the art of "inseminating" the phones of everyone in your cell phone contacts list with a generic text such as "Hey, what's up" or "How's it going?" for the purpose of simultaneously having as many texting conversations as possible with as many different people as possible.

Jesse wanted to communicate with all of his friends at once, so he decided to initiate text insemination.

by Solid Boomstick June 24, 2009

Instafamous

A person who's famous on the popular app Instagram because they have thousands of followers. Person is usually a pretty girl who posts a thousand pictures of her face or whatever food she's eating. May include pictures of other people's food

That girl's instafamous, she's got like 10k followers!

by Big Daddy N September 25, 2012

instupituous

this neologism stems from the seminal hip-hop release deltron 3030 by the group of the same name (dan the automator, del tha funkee homosapien, kid koala), specifically track 3, "the fantabulous rap extravaganza."

usage: instupituous refers to something that is beyond dope, possibly interspatial, maybe boasting jet propulsion or at least better rhymes than any you've ever heard, including the time your cousin d-pennyweight busted freestyles for an hour and a half while you and your girl jammed to it by a bonfire on the beach out of the back of a 1967 chevy nova.

be there for the rap battle
it's going to be interspectacular!
fantabulous!
it'll blow your socks off
it's one of those things where machine vs. man
man vs. woman
woman vs. your mother
be there intergalactic rap battle,
it's instupituous!

by tht! tne January 5, 2005

Penis inspection Day

where you get fondled by your elementary gym teacher

on "Penis inspection day" my gym teacher fondled my junk

by samsonianmanbearpig December 8, 2010