greasy hoop

a rather large individual, who has severe perspiration problem - causing a tsunami of sweat around ones rectal area (normally showing through light coloured clothing and causing and almighty stench when in non ventilated areas).
Sufferers of 'greasy hoop' are generally unhygenic individuals that have very prominent brown, curled toenails and a very distint aroma (generated from their 'greasy hoop')

Flaming pancakes Batman!!!! Look at that greasy hoop!!

by coopusmaximus August 4, 2012

Super Hooper

To put objects in your rectum for illigal purposes

Billy is a super hooper getting packagesto the jail for the homies.

by InFaMoUs EoA July 25, 2019

Witch hooks

The facial features of having a very prominent, pointy nose alongside a very pointy chin, like a witch.

Sally: “oh man, my ex boyfriend gerald’s new girlfriend is so much prettier than me”
Josie: “she’s okay, she’s really got a set of witch hooks on her though”

by Stellardogs December 31, 2020

Burn'n Hoop's

This is a slang for saying you are going to smoke Marijuana. This is slang for smoking marijuana because when one uses a bowl it looks like they are burning a hoop.

Ex1: Hey man Im Burn'n Hoop's wanna join?
Ex2: Lets go Burn some Hoops

by Kev-O tha Great October 10, 2009

The Gangsta Hoopa

Sports talk show host Jim Rome’s nickname for former Laker point guard, Nick Van Exel.

Todd “Did you see Van Exel bump the zebra!?”

Me “They don’t call him ‘The Gangsta Hoopa’ for nothing”

by Baller’s UD May 5, 2018

hoop doodling

to play with one's anus

hoop doodly do neighbor

by N. Flanders August 10, 2003

Hoofshocker

When u use ur foot to penetrate the bitches pussy and ass at once.."big toe in the lil hole...otha 4 in the juicy wet goal" Also known as "The Boot in the Coot"

"If that bitch dont stop naggin me, she better believe shes getting the Hoofshocker later tonight"

by Steve January 22, 2004