honesto

1. a type of growth that develops on the penis

2.a stereotypical mexican

3. a homeless mans semen

1. "You gotta get that honesto fixed man, it makes you're thing look like a horse shoe!"

2. Hey it's a honesto! I thought i smelled that mixture of b.o and burritos..."

3. "hahaha that homeless guy just blew his load and covered his sandwich with his honetso!"

by vandehole March 19, 2009

honest

Honest is an acronym for hopelessly obtuse nonsensical everyday sucker truly

The wealthy little old lady, a widow for the eighth time, handed an ad. over the desk at the office of her local newspaper. " Put that in the Personal Contact Me section please " she said to the girl behind the desk " I feel a bit low. The right man might be able to give me a bit of a top up " The ad read " Widow, reliable independent person, with down to earth outlook, seeks honest man who likes simple home cooking. Reply early. Don't be late this may be your Shangri-la "

by Stias December 28, 2005

Honeyslut

A girl with a hippo's yawn for a fanny and fresh wetted clit with piercings.

Hey what a bag of shit honeyslut

by Peter Pikey May 20, 2007

honeyswoon

(v.) To be more exited about the honeymoon than the actual wedding.

I'm pretty sure Barabara was honeyswooning when she said "yes" to Joe's request of marriage.

by _M450N January 11, 2009

Honest Kaiyd

Slang term for the word kid.
Prounounced "Kade"
Originated from the drink Honest Kids

Guy 1- Look at that kid over there
Guy 2- Oh he's an honest Kaiyd

by Seerboi December 4, 2010

honeslt

Honeslt is a word that is commonly used by extremely heterosexual, and good looking people. However, when the word is repeated over and over, it is a clear sign of homosexuality.

That guy keeps typing "honeslt". he must be a fag.

by nicsdad April 17, 2011

honesttee

One fine crazy ass bitch

Damn that Asian is crazy but sexy must be a Honesttee

by Dieselwelder321 September 13, 2013