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Hieroglyphics

Hey you know what hieroglyphics are?”
“What are hi+ what is it?”
by ABCDEFG 2 MALICE👿 February 1, 2019
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salami hider

He's not interested in a relationship; he's just a salami hider looking to hide the salami!
by Funphil December 30, 2007
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Hannah Ryan-Hamerlinck

An amazing girl who is super cute and the best show choir mom to ever exist. She's absolutely stunning and that's the least interesting thing about her. Happy birthday Hannah!
@hannah ryan-hamerlinck, any dude can take some girl to pound town but it takes a true guy to take you to flavortown.
by Takemetoflavortown January 10, 2017
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Socio-Sexual Hierarchy

A categorical system separating male personality types into ranks based on patterns of behavior. It classifies men using social status, interactions with others, and inclinations. Containing six male types (Alpha, Sigma, Beta, Delta, Gamma, and Omega), the SSH helps us understand how men fit into different societal roles.

Our place in the SSH depends on how we perceive ourselves compared to others. The most common factors include physical appearance, status and wealth, personality traits, social skills, cultural norms, and confidence.

Grasping the SSH ensures that every man is utilized to maximum effect in organizations, preventing both interpersonal and logistical issues as well as avoiding overlapping functions, redundancy, and critical failure.

The SSH is fractal. Being an Alpha in one group of men does not therefore mean you are an Alpha in every group with which you come in contact. One also can’t decide what rank he is by sheer desire, but should look to others' knowledge of his behavior when determining where he stands.

The SSH is exclusively designed to understand the dynamics at play between men. Using it to distinguish between women would be futile as they have a far more mercurial hierarchy that is impossible to discern (even for them). Rather, use the SSH to accurately determine where you stand as a man so that you can optimize your interactions with the opposite sex.

The SSH is a concept created by Vox Day going back at least as far as 2010.
"I have five candidates for a female secretary for Jim. I was thinking of hiring this one."
"What!? Don't you know anything about the Socio-Sexual Hierarchy!? Jim is a total alpha! Plus he's married! That candidate's an absolute fox! We'd be fools to think he won't cheat with her sometime down the line!"
by StrokeOfGeenius October 17, 2023
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hider

a turd that comes out of ur ass so fast it goes right down the drain where u cant see it to be proud of it
that damn hider, i new i had a good one!!!
by WhatEver69 July 26, 2004
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high school sports hierarchy

The law in high school that states all lacrosse, football, baseball, basketball, hockey, soccer players and Track/XC Runners are the coolest people in high school and get all the hot chicks.
Im a Track/XC runner and i get hot chick # 1

Hey you lacrosse player you can have hot chick # 2, and Football QB u can have all the rest!

Soccer player: You over there what sport do you play?

Kid: None

Soccer player: Oh then ur not cool at all

Baseball player talking to basketball player: I love this high school sports hierarchy because we are so cool and the chicks dig us!
by Sportsfreeek May 5, 2009
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hitch hiker

When a girl is on her knees giving a blowjob and she puts her arm between your legs and puts her hand in a hitch hiking position and puts her thumb up your ass.
That girl gave me a hitch hiker, and i got the best of both worlds.
by Matt Gilberg (Dream Team May 13, 2005
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