half-heimers

when a married couple is working on a half of a brain.

Our half-heimers is working because I forgot to buy wine at the store but he remembered.

by Imakokopelli October 19, 2010

Heezed

Heezed is a type of philosophy dealing with being content with self. The word is derived from "high" and "pleased". One who is content with their high. One who is content with life. Heezed is also a word to describe a feeling of euphoria associated with music. One is heezed when music overtakes oneself and the mind is lost in the world of sound. Heezed can also mean to be really high on marijuana.

I was so heezed yesterday when I smoked that Nothern Lights #5.

by Wickedspyder February 4, 2012

Kamala Heiress

A female who is second in charge and waiting for her superior to die in order to slide into the top position.

So It turns out that it wasn't an accident at all.. he was poisoned by that kamala heiress.

by Ranchgirls November 7, 2020

heezey

1. A Hizzo

Damn, i'm horney, lets go pimp some heezey.

by ShadyElian May 17, 2003

Heimer

1. Noun: A girl who plays a guy while she has no real interest in him. Heimer's will often hit on multiple men at once and often hide the fact they have a boyfriend.
2.Verb: To play a guy, or to steal something

1. That chick was hitting on me all night and the whole time she had a bf, she is a total heimer.

2. I was hitting my juul last night and somebody snagged it from my pocket, i was totally heimed

by benlinus February 18, 2019

Haize

Perfection

Ayo ur dick is Haize

by Asawantedmetodothis November 5, 2020

Heinemeyer

Pronounced Hi-ne (long "e")-my-er

A hard name to pronounce unless your German.

When watching the movie valkyrie, i couldn't remember all of the Heinemeyers of all the actors.

by Heinemeyer February 7, 2009