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Ninja Handbook

Ancient Handbook revealing the ways of Ninja's throughout past centuries. Detailing moves and remedies of ancient days, the Handbook is often used as a guide for Ninjas in training. Although the Handbook is considered by some to be a myth, because of a terrible Asian's mistake, 2 white people have learned of its existence. Naturally this sparked interest in the index.
How does Bruce Lee do all those wicked awesome flips and kicks? He must have learned them from his Ninja Handbook.
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Chicago Handjob

A handjob, Chicago style - just like the steak. Bleeding rare on the inside, crispy and burned on the outside. Next time, don't forget the lube.
Bro, that whore gave me a Chicago handjob, pass the aloe vera.
by T Collins May 2, 2010
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Swedish Handjob

The act having sex with the space between couch cushions and leaving your product behind.
Jon gave himself a swedish handjob last night and now my couch smells like smega.
by Mugufta December 1, 2010
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Turkish HandJob

A hand job of the Turkish nature where one takes the released semen and tosses it gently over their right shoulder. If its not over the right shoulder then definitely not true Turk. Get serious. Originally constructed for Turkish billionaires.
Gazanfer: "That was the best Turkish HandJob of my life. Which shoulder did u release over?"
Gizem: "Don't worry babe it's not my first Turkish Handjob, I threw it over my right shoulder."
by Turkish Billionaire July 25, 2012
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Diarrhea Handjob

Diarrhea Handjob; or a DJ - When someone else, or even oneself jerks off using feces in diarrhea form
I like to jerk off my boyfriend when he or I have a sour stomach using Diarrheaas lubricant. My boyfriend calls me a dirty german shitgirl when he comes from my Diarrhea handjob
by PRG Jen February 18, 2010
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Handjob

When you go to Europe, make sure you ask for a handjob when greeting somebody. It's the standard way to say hi.
by thebigred14 May 24, 2011
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Handjobb

An act put on by a woman, with her hand/hands. Always must be administered after she is finger popped.
Becky totally didn't give me that handjobb after i finger popped her
by Bakkerrr July 7, 2009
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