by jizzep February 15, 2010
Get the ho-hawk mug."The Hawking Test" is a way of settling any debate over whether or not an activity qualifies as a sport (i.e. chess, NASCAR, cheerleading, etc.). When debating, take a step back and ask yourself "could Stephen Hawking participate in this activity?" If the answer is yes, then that activity is definitely not a sport. If the answer is no, it can qualify as a sport.
While watching a commercial for World Series of Poker on ESPN -
You: "You know, I don't understand why poker keeps showing up on ESPN, it isn't even a sport."
Your Friend: "Poker definitely counts as a sport, it takes a lot of skill!"
You: "Come on man... poker doesn't even pass The Hawking Test. That man can play poker. Poker isn't a sport."
You: "You know, I don't understand why poker keeps showing up on ESPN, it isn't even a sport."
Your Friend: "Poker definitely counts as a sport, it takes a lot of skill!"
You: "Come on man... poker doesn't even pass The Hawking Test. That man can play poker. Poker isn't a sport."
by OSUSmitty07 October 6, 2010
Get the The Hawking Test mug.A male of lower standards who preys upon obese, financially secure women, trading sexual favors for food, gifts or cash. Preferably obese women having little or no self esteem, knowing they would otherwise never achieve an orgasm.
Oh my god Jim look at Jerry, he is such a thicken hawk, he actually fucks that 700 pound land whale for a steak dinner
by Todd Daniels January 16, 2011
Get the Thicken Hawk mug.A crane fly. It is a common myth that crane flies eat mosquitoes, so in redneck areas of the country, they call them 'skeeter hawks.
Redneck: Them gosh damn skeeter-hawk flyin' all over mah trailer! I shouldna left mah winduh open las' night, 'cus they's really annoyin' me. At least they's ain't gon be no mo' muhskeetahs in mah trailer. I hope they's go suck on tahrone's ass tuhnaght.
by bodacious brownie troop March 19, 2017
Get the skeeter-hawk mug.Black, orange winged insects that hunt tarantulas with one of the most painful stings ever recorded. Also horrifying nightmare fuel that makes me want to nuke this planet from orbit. They are also enemies in 'Fallout: New Vegas' known as cazadors.
Mick: what the fuck is th-
*gets stung by a tarantula hawk wasp*
Mick was later found dead due to cardiac arrest.
*gets stung by a tarantula hawk wasp*
Mick was later found dead due to cardiac arrest.
by laserbreak May 16, 2017
Get the Tarantula hawk wasp mug.Caroline Hawkins is a sweet, caring and, although she doesn't always know it, beautiful girl. She is very smart, and knows what she's talking about. She is a little insane, but her craziness brings out the best in other people. She can be very loud, probably a little too loud sometimes, but she is loved anyway. A Caroline Hawkins attracts all the men ;) and knows how to get what she wants. She is very athletic and loves to play sports with her friends. She is very popular, but known to be kind. Although she sometimes stresses out over school work, she is generally good at focusing on the positive and moving on/learning from past mistakes. She can gossip a little too much sometimes, but generally understands when she has gone too far. She secretly loves Justin Bieber, Jake Paul and Jacob Sartorius although she will never admit it, and has posters of them hanging everywhere in her room.
by logan sartorius September 18, 2017
Get the caroline hawkins mug.A gatling hawk is a retarded pigeon that thinks it's a hawk wielding a gatling gun. Gatling hawks are commonly found in Idaho, working at McDonald's and living with their ex girlfriend's parents. During a Gatling hawk's spare time, a Gatling hawk can be found making shitty YouTube videos with his intellectually superior friends.
by CommieSmasher October 11, 2017
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