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gatling hawk

A gatling hawk is a retarded pigeon that thinks it's a hawk wielding a gatling gun. Gatling hawks are commonly found in Idaho, working at McDonald's and living with their ex girlfriend's parents. During a Gatling hawk's spare time, a Gatling hawk can be found making shitty YouTube videos with his intellectually superior friends.

I was having a good time watching YouTube, and then I encountered a Gatling hawk.

by CommieSmasher October 11, 2017