A delicious baked ham... soaked with 90 proof rum. Made popular by Frank Reynolds on It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia.
“This is ham soaked in rum. It is loaded in booze.” -Frank
God dammit, Frank. Eating you drinks? … That is genius!” -Mac, regarding the rum ham
by DJ Asclepius September 24, 2011
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Being of the vagina variety. Kind of like beef curtain but of a lighter colored pinkish color of labia. A ham banjo is played like a real banjo where the player flutters his fingers over the strings. If this maneuver has been performed correctly, this makes the girl cum violently.
I put my hand down her panties so I could play a little ham banjo if you know what I mean.
by Chas. Tilden April 7, 2008
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Rachel just got her ham ring bleached. It's pretty.

I'm going to fist his ham ring good tonight.

Better put on a condom before you bust her ham ring. She's had a few warts in the past.
by Eaton Holgoode April 10, 2017
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wow man she looks good enough to eat
yer man ill start with the dangly ham
by dangerousdan0698 November 28, 2007
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Putting the ham on the turkey means to just do something so fucking dope that the only thing you can say is that the person put the ham on the turkey
Damn did u see how jack dis that backflip he putt the motherfucking ham on the turkey. It was sick!
by Shankbone_4125 March 15, 2017
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Ham in the valley is precisely when the erected penis(ham) is jammed into the vagina(the valley).
We finally put his ham in the valley last night!
by Pooo69 March 1, 2017
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Eat Ham, also known as Ethan, is a quiet weirdo but once you get to know him he's even weirder. He's into BDSM but doesn't like to admit it. Ethan is well known for being a gum dealer and a nice person. His hobbies are looking out for yellow cars, eating, and putting toothpaste on eggplants. Eat Ham writes songs in his free time about his beloved friends, his most famous song, Midget Shit, is named after his amazing best friend. Overall a great friend who will always be there for you because he has nothing better to do :)
Person 1: Have you seen the new Dispicable Me movie?
Person 2: You mean the one starring Eat Ham?
by Anonymous 🐐 September 10, 2020
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