guido thanksgiving

eating pasta before turkey on Thanksgiving.

Example 1: No wonder so many guidos are fat, they eat a meal of pasta before their actual Thanksgiving dinner.

Example 2:
Person 1: "Are you going to Carmine's house for Thanksgiving?"
Person 2: "More like guido Thanksgiving, and no."

by 2fat2kill2 November 25, 2009

Guido on-a-bike

A sex position referred to by Itallians in which both partners wear a sock on their off hand, while taking turns role playing being "caught on a bike"

Hey John Cena, I heard you tried Guido on-a-bike with your girl last night.

by waterLOSER15 September 30, 2010

guido nipples

a man who isn't very hairy except for around his nipples. usually of italian decent!

DAMN timmy put a shirt on your guido nipples are geeking me out!

by heathaBEEE August 17, 2009

guilfest

never met anyone else who goes to guilfest but class bands like stranglers, james and the levellers have performed there, oh and the darkness before they got famous and arrogant :)

guilfest rocks, woo!

by grape_vine February 24, 2005

Guidonia

Homeland of the Guidos, an ancient race of smelly, tan dumbfucks.

"One cannot simply walk into Guidonia."

by The Duke of Hemophilia January 21, 2010

guido

italain men who liek to listen to anything they can pump their fists too. they spend way too much time at the gym,clubbing or at a tanning salon than they do in english class. they say words like cawfee. words that come to mind when saying guido: blow out,designer sunglasses, tight pants/capris, hair gel, armani, techno, sea side heights (nj) and big gold jelwery. when you see a guido with a blown out hair style and double layered wife beaters (aka. guinnea tee's), they are usually fallowed by a trashy group of girls with their hair dyed, nails done, high heels, belly buttons pierced, too much hair spray and too bug sunglasses, fallowed by the stench of armani perfume, those are the guidettes.

"hey that kid better be careful his hair could poke someones eye out, or his pumping fist could punch someone"
"he likes it, hes a guido"

by jurban June 26, 2007

Guilford

a town with one of the most famous greens in america.
a town were if your not from it you would think everyone is a rich snob, but the truth is that only about 50% of the town is rich. its true that there are snobs but not alot.

a town split into two: North Guilford and downtown Guilford,
North Guilford tends to be more rural (even tho there is farms, doesnt mean that they are hicks.

a school system that isnt that great, including a high school that has mold and rotting stuff. even tho that they have one of best music programs.

best town to party and hang in.

:D

the musician is from Guilford? then they must be the best!

by <3Horse.Cwazy<3 March 6, 2011