Grillo

to receive an extremely low pay check

Man, i need to start working so i stop getting all these grillos.

by matt32392 July 14, 2009

gullo

A word made up by MacBaine in order to create fear, uncertainty, and doubt as to its origins and also to draw attention to himself as a poster.

Anonymous poster: That pisses me off.
MacBaine : gullo.

Anonymous poster: This is the best day ever!
MacBaine : gullo.

by AnandTech Moderator April 16, 2004

meat guillotine

when you are in trouble with your girlfriend and she cuts off your penis

"my girlfriend caught me cheating the other its still hurting from when she did a really painful meat guillotine on me"

by 69_kushlover_420 March 18, 2015

Guillotine

a variotion on the tea bag. while squating over a woman, forcefully squat in a downward motion untill the nut sack impacts the eye of the woman resulting in a black eye.

i Guillotined my girl friend last night and now she can't go to work

by darren_levine October 10, 2008

guillermo ochoa

A goalkeeper who only made one good save in the whole world cup but is still looked at by most as "the greatest goalkeeper of all-time" even though he didnt win golden glove

Guy #1: did u see that game?

Guy #2: the game that was 2-0?

Guy #1: ya put that goalkeeper on the losing team was totally Guillermo Ochoa like!

by Bea5t July 19, 2014

guiklobba

a person named todd who sucks dick

by Anonymous September 4, 2003

Guillemette

An overly tall, clumsy, teenage boy that always manages to fuck something up. He can often be seen surfing gay porn and shopping for khaki pants and fleece turtlenecks. In his freetime, he enjoys visiting Chip-n-Dale's for a quickie and playing The Matrix Online.

Guillemette: "That tribal tattoo looks so cool."

Strait male: "Shut the fuck up, you queer."

by Vaginal Jesus April 3, 2005