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Dick grind 

The act of a bitch grinding on your dick resulting in a raw cock and hurting balls.
Travis's dick hurt from his daily dick grind.

After Nessy fucked the shit out of his fuck buddy then he had a sudden craving to get his dick grind on to American Boy.

Chase let all but his jizzicle go while getting his dick grind from his blow job rooster.
Dick grind by Jiumuda November 2, 2008
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Coffee Grind

When a female/any person with a vagina rubs her vaginal area on someone else, especially while that person is sleeping, passed out or otherwise occupied.

Coffee grind is also less commonly used to describe rubbing the vaginal area on a willing partner during foreplay.
"Kelly, don't bother coffee grindin' that guy - he's just pretending to be asleep!"

"Quick, grab the camera! Katie's giving Brad a mad coffee grind!"
Coffee Grind by Blue Honey December 27, 2007
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raster grind 

A skateboarding grind in which the back trucks grind while the nose of the board starts out pointing over the object and ends with the nose pointing away from the object.

This grind is a combination of a salad grind, and a suski grind. The rider transitions from one grind to the other.

The grind was originated by Brian El and was named after the sweeping effect seen on old radar displays.
The last time i saw Brian do a raster grind was on a marble ledge downtown.
raster grind by nocturnal March 3, 2008

Fruitless Grind

When a group of guys go out to pick up chicks only to come home empty handed.
How was the club last night? Did you meet any hoes?

Nah, we were on the fruitless grind.
Fruitless Grind by therizza December 29, 2012

afk grind 

To get something in a video game by setting up something that you can use that is so easy to the point where you don't even have to be at your computer to do it. Primarily done in the popular gaming platform ROBLOX.
1: Hey man, i just got the new item that released today. Have you got it yet?
2: Nah, i'm pretty much broke so I can't get it yet.
1: Damn, a really easy way to get money though is to AFK grind!
afk grind by EmperorPingu October 8, 2021

google translate grind 

A google translate grind is a poem put though google translate seventeen times until it resembles something entirely different. Each different output language must have been chosen at random.
The first paragraph of In Midnight Sleep by Walt Whitman, which happens to be in public domain, could come out like this:
El somni , molt dolor a la cara ,
A primera vista , el dany greu - un espectacle indescriptible
Ella estava en la seva esquena i braços per augmentar la capacitat
Jo son, son, son.

And if translated back into english (an 18th time translated) it comes out like this:
Sleep, a lot of pain in the face,
At first glance, the harm - an indescribable spectacle
She was on her back and arms to increase capacity
I sleep, sleep, sleep.

This is the original version:

In midnight sleep, of many a face of anguish,
Of the look at first of the mortally wounded - of that indescribable look;
Of the dead on their backs, with arms extended wide,
I dream, I dream, I dream.

Spoken: "This is a google translate grind," or "this is a google translate hard grind" depending on the final output language. Language of origin equaling that of final output equals hard.

Jack Manifold Grind

Jack manifold grind is when you're in a bad situation but can't stop watching jackmanifoldTV!!!
Normally donations on his twitch would say something like this (below)
"I'm at my moms funeral but can't stop that jack manifold grind"
Jack Manifold Grind by darkoakwoods September 13, 2021