grafton goggles

When you are living in a small town by the name of grafton,wv and when substantially hot girls are not available in said town, the guys throughout the town view the towns (on a scale of 1 to 10) 2's as 10"s.... thus resulting in grafton goggles.

HOLY SHIT!! Paul did you see that chick walk by...come on man really, hold on let me put my grafton goggles on...WOW damn she's fine.

by McBigOne December 26, 2009

gifted oxy

A call of duty sniper. He aright

You know how to feed on call of duty? Yeah like gifted oxy

by ExciteGetLaced July 4, 2015

Gift box

Pretty on the outside, empty on the inside.

Their relationship is a gift box.

by TheBangingSheep December 25, 2017

griffin middle school

I love when I go to the AP office sometimes even tho I didn't do anything. :) Love that for me. R.i.p AJ his ass is long gone. All the girls are ugly af and think they are the shit. they aren't trust me. I over hear guys talking about pussy and other shit. :) love to hear that. I love how my friend walked in into the bathroom with period blood all over the floor. There are to many snitches. The sToP iT app is trash people get in trouble by that shit. doesn't help anyone just gets people in trouble. I still can't believe I will have to go to High School with these people. Some guy's are OGs but all the girls are fake and whores. We all love a whore queen sister. AND STOP SHOWING YOUR ASS YOU GUYS DON'T HAVE ANY!

Other person from different school: you go to Griffin??
Person from griffin: yes why?
Other people from a different school: oooo feel bad for you. you guys are fake.
Griffin middle means everyone is fake and sluts
THATS GRIFFIN MIDDLE SCHOOL FOR YOU GUYs

by im bored66669420 March 22, 2019

Gifted kid

Synonym of “born to disappoint”

Person 1: “My son is such a gifted kid!”
Person 2: “Guess he’s born to disappoint.”

by Bootsieboo1385 January 5, 2022

Abdominally gifted

People who are overly muscular in the abdominal area.

The guys in 300 were easily Abdominally gifted!

by Bob T August 14, 2007

Valentine Gift

Anything your heart desires to give on 14 February...but nowadays something more explicit and personal is in vogue.

Perhaps today's most meaningful Valentine gift, no matter what your sexual orientation, is a dozen Red, Heart-Shaped Exploding Butt Plugs!!! A gift the object of your desire will never be able to forget as it leaves permanent scars or mortal wounds.

by Blind William CupidTells February 12, 2010