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Anything your heart desires to give on 14 February...but nowadays something more explicit and personal is in vogue.
Perhaps today's most meaningful Valentine gift, no matter what your sexual orientation, is a dozen Red, Heart-Shaped Exploding Butt Plugs!!! A gift the object of your desire will never be able to forget as it leaves permanent scars or mortal wounds.
by Blind William CupidTells February 12, 2010
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