very old grapes

Just some old grapes

1 Hey Steve those are very old grapes you have.

2 I know I'm getting rid of them.

by very old grapes December 27, 2020

There’s a fine line between ass and grapes

It’s just something they say

Someone says anything and you respond “ well you know what they say... there’s a fine line between ass and grapes”

by Just a guy saying things August 2, 2019

Grape fart

A type of fart that occurs when a small amount of gas, usually the size of a small seedless grape, passes through the ring meat. Typically grape farts are odorless, rare, and silent and require unique position of legs and ass cheeks to occur. Studies show to increase the frequency of grape farts, limit intake of gaseous foods. ie, beans, broccoli, meat.

While on the way to the beach in Kevin's new truck, Scott has an "up-to-no-good" smile.

Kevin: Hey Ass-clown.... What's your deal?

Scott: Nothing, I just farted

Kevin: AWWWWW MAN!!! Thats not right! This is my NEW RIDE!
(Kevin rolls down the windows)

Scott: Chill....its just a grape fart.

Kevin: Oh...ok

by Key-Lime February 15, 2010

Magic Flesh Grapes

Magical testicles that glow green under UV light.

My Magic Flesh Grapes are glowing bright today.

by K-Noodle November 10, 2009

Pounding Grape

Drinking copious amounts of wine

"Are we pounding grape tonight Bella?"

by heifers anonymous November 18, 2011

Angry Grape

The Angry Grape occurs when you shit on the floor and wipe your penis in it. You then penetrate a guy so hard up his ass that the shit mixes with his intestines as well as your jizz leaving a pile of purple liquid on the floor. You then fill a bucket with the purple liquid and use it to prank friends!

Me and Ryan were mad at Riley so we pulled The Angry Grape prank on him.

by MeHaveAids December 22, 2020

6th graders

a bunch of 11-12 year olds who think they're in high school, but they are really in an elementary school for big kids. if you got held back in 1st to 4th grade, you will be INSANE by the 2nd semester of 6th grade.

13 year old in 6th grade who got held back: who do these 6th graders think they are?

normal 6th grade girl: *grinds on her 11 year old boyfriend*

7th grader: i feel sorry for you.

by your mom jose January 25, 2010