guitar asshole 

A Guitar Asshole is someone who walks around with a guitar and plays it for no other reason than to get chicks. They prey off the idea that women only dig two kinds of people, jerks and musicians. Guitar Assholes are often both. A Guitar Asshole has zero game, thus must sing sensitive ballads and badly done John Mayer covers in order to get women. Guitar Assholes usually have long hair, often tied in a ponytail, wear cordoroy's, tight t-shirts, and in the winter time, leather jackets.

The patron saints of Guitar Assholes are: Dave Matthews, Jerry Garcia, Trey Anastasio, John Mayer, Teddy Geiger, and Jason Mraz.

guitar asshole by mav himself June 11, 2006

guitar porn 

An exhibition of salacious guitar virtuosity.

Texas Flood is pure guitar porn, man.

guitar porn by Bobby Skinstad January 27, 2009

grandpa's guitar 

An acoustic guitar, most commonly used by grandpa's and pussies.

We can't play those grandpa's guitars, they are totally lame and not metal!!

grandpa's guitar by Mike Nap December 28, 2007

Guitar'ded 

Someone who doesn't know alot about the guitar, guitar+retarded.

Sorry i can't play lead, i'm guitar'ded

Guitar'ded by Clay December 10, 2004

Guitar 

an instriment that helps people expresse themselves and let other people get there feelings too through any type of music

jimi hendrix played the guitar and made people feel good

Guitar by Anonymous February 11, 2003

guitar 

A stringed instrument that is a great thing to play and have fun with. 99% of all guitarists are musically illiterate. Infact, I play guitar and I can't read music, but I'm much better than any of my friends who can. Guitars are a great way to express yourself, have fun, get a good vibe goin, and impress buddies and chicks. And yes, guitars do pick chicks up.

Damn! Now that, is a sexy guitar. God, if that was a girl, I'd fuck it in a second.

guitar by E-Money June 24, 2003

The GuitarHeroPhenom 

The Guitar Hero Phenom is a young kid by the name of Danny Johnson who is widley recognized as the best Guitar Hero Player in the world. In the fact, there is nobody who even comes close to posessing his ability. He has gotten 100% on virtually every song that has ever been on any Guitar Hero or Rockband game, and has the videos to prove it. He has posted at least 50 videos on youtube, where he goes by the name of "GuitarHeroPhenom." In these videos, he utilizes cool editing ticks where the veiwer is able to see his fingers hitting the buttons while they can see the note chart simultaneously. Also, his amazing guitar hero ability has brought him fame, as he has appeared on television and is in the Guinness Book of World Records.

"Yo man, Jameslikecoulter is sick at guitar hero but he's not even close to being as good at The GuitarHeroPhenom"

"Dude, The GuitarHeroPhenom FCed "The Devil Went Down to Georgia". I didn't think that was humanly possible!

The GuitarHeroPhenom by kdsjf891&% June 15, 2009