Geek Crucifix

Any piece of technology that is suspended from the wearer's neck by a lanyard, such as USB thumb drives, space pens or cellphones.

Special credit is given if your lanyard is branded by a cool or wondrously obscure company, site or reference.

"Jim is never without his geek crucifix, he's such a nerd."

She: "I'd so like him, but can't get past his geek crucifixes."

"I need to transfer a file, quick, give me your crucifix,"

by Ross Brunson February 17, 2009

Alpha Geek

The most knowledgeable, technically proficient person in an office or work group.

"Hennings is the alpha geek of this corporation. He knows EVERYTHING about the server."

by Zak May 3, 2003

Geekologie

The definition of Geekologie, as per Geekologie itself:

1. the study of all things geek

2. to utterly destroy someone else and prove your dominance, similar to pwn

3. to teabag a passed out roommate who forgot to take his shoes off

Dude, this college sucks, you can't even get a Geekologie degree.

Suck it, sucker, I just beat your Bomberman high score. You got Geekologied!

Quick, grab the video camera -- I'm gonna Geekologie Davey!

by maxislav June 12, 2009

geek speak

1. the technical jargon of dedicated computer users

2. slang used mainly on the internet

I am so sick of that geek speak.

by The Return of Light Joker October 27, 2007

Geeking

When someone is so high on marijuana that they can't stop laughing.

"WTF is wrong with tom?"
"Don't worry about him man he's just geeking.

by neugha January 12, 2008

Geeked

To be high out of your mind by smoking weed. Excessive laughter and munchies are the side effects. So high your eyes are as red as the devils dick.

"Yo gimmie that blunt"

"Naa man you geeked as fuck already"

"Fuck you nigga, this my shit"

"shittttt"

by Fatty McPots January 27, 2010

cross country geek

1. Derogatory term used to describe cross country runners. Most people called this are actually surprisingly popular at school.

2. Someone who lives for no other reason than to be on the xc team.

3. Also used to describe any sort of distance runner, including those on the track team.
See: trackie.

Cross country geeks are not (completely) crazy.

by 123454322 September 2, 2008