gayer then AIDS

Something really fucked up

JOE: This movie is gayer than aids.
ED: What a fucking piece of shit.
JOE: Lets leave.

by Seth L June 28, 2005

Gayer

A person who does not get over an ex grilfriend/boyfriend for a really long ass time and gets really gay about it, and bothers the rest of us with talking about him or her

Mike: Hey Dick, jono's sucha fuckin gayer brah!
Dick: Yeah man he's still not over that bitch ex of his
Mike: Stupid gayer.

by MF neutonian/ Dicktan January 2, 2009

peter gazer

When someone purposely or accidently looks down at your mid-section while your in the bathroom, in the locker room, or any other time your wanger is exposed.

Hey look coach is in the locker room again, "Peter gazer, peter gazer!!"

by CSells March 19, 2004

Gayper

Someone who gets way too drunk and is repeatedly called gay until he forces himself on a girl to prove that he is not gay, but ends up not doing anything. not only making him gay, but also a raper ( aka Gayper). the act can also be know as gayping.

man did you see Gayper try and force himself on her!
man did you just gape that girl?

by boredsocstudent April 1, 2009

gayfer

no no, no no. people have SO misinterpreted the meaning for the word gayfer. The ORIGINAL meaning for gayfer means a gay fat person. this word originates from the word heffer, which means a big person. adding gay as a pretence is a way to call someone gay AND fat. mm, a double-threat :)

*at school*
courtney: OMG that girl got big!
sharon: i hear she's turned lesbian.
courtney: ahahaha what a gayfer!

by yermoom December 18, 2009

Gayer than spitfire

Spitfire, being the epitome of gayness, can indeed be surpassed if something or someone is gayer than itself. I.e. gayer than gay.

Mike is the gayest person on Earth. He's gayer than spitfire.

by Lostada Quachiala December 13, 2010

gayzor

when your razor phone shuts itself off and randomly texts people.

Rachael: What kind of phone do you have?
Bryan: A gayzor. =

by rachael leigh May 9, 2008