gardusbyfx

someone named cath, first impression may make a gardusbyfx seem very dry and formal but once you get to know them you realize how crazy they actually are. you have to find out their hidden personality when you meet a gardusbyfx and get off that formal scary first impression. a cath won’t cancel you!

person 1: did you see what cath dmed me?? she’s so funny
person 2: gardusbyfx? i thought she was very formal!! look at her account
person 1: she likes giving that impression

by andrewgarfieldspotbrownie February 17, 2022

Garfunkeling

GARFUNKELING (v): A micro-obsession with a single song. Usually while in a somber mood with something like Kathy’s Song by Simon and Garfunkel on repeat.

Sorry I haven’t texted back, I’ve been down and garfunkeling all afternoon.

by MrsWeasley March 14, 2022

Gargourt

A word coined by Dville Santa in the song Laboratory, the word is literal gibberish, therefore it has countless applications.

Example #1: I'm about to turn Margit the fell into a mfing Gargourt!

Example #2: You're acting like a real Gargourt right now...

Example #3: (randomly exclaim, for your own satisfaction) Gargourt!

by Aquilius Maximus April 12, 2022

Garfunglebungle

a slur against the human race

man 1 *stubs toe "GARFUNGLEBUNGLE"
man 2 *Gasps "LANGUAGE"

by UwUIwikfootsies May 22, 2022

Gargus

Verb-The act of not being able to control your bowels after eating any sort of food.

That Chinese food made me Gargus all over the car, I couldn’t stop shitting.

by Big Boi Thad July 25, 2022

Garfunkle

(verb) To trick, mislead, conceive, fool, or confuse an individual

“I just garfunkled the shit out of meatball!”

by iHeartMilfs303 July 26, 2022

Garfunkel

(verb) To confuse, mislead, conceive, trick, fool, or to utterly violate someone

2. (noun) An expression of multiple swear words at once such as “fuck, shit, asshole, motherfucker, dick, “and many racial slurs

1. (verb)“Holy shit Randy just garfunkelled the shit out of Meatball”

2.(noun) Well, Garfunkel

by iHeartMilfs303 July 26, 2022