Glort

To shit on someone and call them fecal matter.

I played fifa with someone and they got glorted on.

by Bobsugsnrnchabdbtb January 20, 2024

Gooft

Fire alarm

I hear the gooft.

by HARD LADSSS January 26, 2024

glootsandwhich

A glootsandwhich is when two people sandwhich someone on a bed.

Me and my friend are gonna give you a glootsandwhich tonight.

by Glootsandwhich November 13, 2023

Glontch

The sound you make when you drink something that’s not milk

Noise: Italian man! I have a good ol’ bottle of milk for you!

Peppino: Nice-a! “GLONTCH”

THIS ISN’T MILK!

by Ms. Funny-ha-ha February 15, 2024

Glott

When you put nail polish on your dick and then stick your dick in your own ass so you can shit out paintings.

I'm two days into college and I love to go glotting.

by goatedsean March 31, 2024

Gloptigon

It is a form of satire that uses absurdity and wit to critique societal norms, institutions, or individuals. It's characterized by its ability to simultaneously entertain and provoke thought, often leaving the audience questioning the status quo.

“That’s SUCH a gloptigon!”

by lmaoimsocool2928 May 2, 2024

Gloat

GLOAT is an acronym that stands for "Greatest Liar Of All Time." It's a dubious honor given to those with unparalleled skills in spinning tales so believable, they could sell sand in the desert. A GLOAT is not just any fabricator; they're the masters of the art, weaving fibs and falsehoods with the finesse of a seasoned novelist. Beware, if someone doesn't recognize GLOAT as standing for "Greatest Liar Of All Time," they might just be the next contender for the title.

"Every time Michael Cohen talks, his story gets even better! He’s not just good, he’s the GLOAT."

by Jurcusm May 28, 2024