friendship

The ability to bag on another's mother without resulting in physical conflict.

Peter: I know everything, especially your mom's nice ass.
John: I enjoy our friendship.

by Pedro Scallywagon April 19, 2007

friendship

A relationship between two people where one person agrees to make the other person's problems their own. More than often the agreement turns out to be one-sided. This includes lending money, giving rides, emotional support, listening to the other complain or just simply listening to and dealing with the other person's constant bullshit. In actuality, an official agreement was never made to do any of this. Rather a process takes place over time where one party is slowly manipulated into all of the above mentioned acts. Most of the time these relationships eventually end with the main supporter having had enough of the user's ways. However, there are occasionally more extreme cases where the relationship goes on for years, sometimes until death does them part, due to the supporter's own extreme stupidity. In some cases, the situation is so bad that the one party might actually be entitled to claim a dependant when doing their taxes.

"Hey, I know it's midnight and you're in the middle of drinking and having fun but would you stop what you're doing and drive me thirty minutes away to my house? Reason being, I left the cat locked in the bedroom and I need to let her out. Thanks, buddy. I really value our friendship".

by True Man True July 13, 2009

Friendship

Friendship is when you fancy any old boy just so your friend can be entertained.

Go on, I know he's not your type, but fancy him anyway, for me. If you valued our "Friendship" you would...

by BoomBella24 July 21, 2011

Virtual friendship

A friendship that exists mostly through text and social media as opposed to direct human contact.

Bro 1: Yo, bro, you still friends with ____?
Bro 2: Yeah, but it's not going anywhere. She only wants to talk online or through text. She never wants to chill.
Bro 1: So it's a virtual friendship?
Bro 2: Yeah... fuck.

by Keeeeen October 1, 2012

Friendship Circle

Noun: The Place men get put into when woman do not want to hook up with them. Terms to look out for "like a brother" "Best Friend" "someone i can really talk to"

"Your So nice to me your Like my best friend"
"Your like my brother, your so good to me"
Woman :"can we still be Friends? cus your a wicked sweet guy"
Man to Buddy: Dude she just threw me in the friendship circle

by Ryan Flavin April 5, 2008

Friendship

A ship made from your friends. Although it would be much more satisfying if it were made from your enemies.

The following example takes place on a deserted island and is the original script for the hit-show Lost (except it was changed because this version would have lasted less than half an episode, even though its legendarily epicness is double the epicness of the entire series...this has something to do with science and concentration and dilution but that's too complicated to explain):

Jack: Okay lets use Hurley's gargantuan, fat ass, king size bed body as the main component of our raft.
Kate: Great idea! Plus his ginormous breasts can double as pillows!
Jack: And we can use Sun's skinny ass eggroll body as the mast.
Kate: Ooh ooh can we skin Michael and use him as our sail?pretty please? Me so racist!
Jack: His blackness will never be seen at night by rescuers. Lets use that pregnant white girl Claire instead. Also,I should keep Shannon's body as a makeshift blowup doll in case you "accidentally" fall in the water when the sharks come out.
Kate: Then I'll bring Vincent in case I get inter-species-curious
Jack: Eeeewiee!! Your definitely "accidentally" falling into the water!
Kate: So what are we gonna use to tie all this together anyways?
Jack: We're gonna use everyone else's small intestines as ropes duh!!! Haven't you ever made a friendship before? *whispers*stupid bitch* Lets use John’s useless legs as oars.
Kate: Yeah! Lets do this!
*2 minutes after sailing off the Hurley raft hit an iceberg and they all died happily ever after. The End*
*Based on a completely real fictional story(which will soon be adapted into 37 feature length films and the last two films will be a part 1 part 2 thing because lately the people who make films have realized that movie goers are dumb enough to pay for something that could have easily been squeezed into just one film)*

by RAWberto37 November 30, 2011

Friendship

Friendship is two pals munching on a well cooked face together.

~ Llamas with Hats 4

Because were friends, and friendship is two pals munching on a well cooked face together.

by Lordofmylife July 8, 2011