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the coolest, hottest, sexiest, most amazing tiktok ever who mostly makes videos about anime and other shows
x.freezer.x is the best person ever! x.freezer.x, if you’re reading this, frog__supremacy made this for you😍
by frogsupremacy June 5, 2021
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X.freezer.x

A short person named Amalia typically bi and Brazilian. The wild x.freezer.x is often blind without their glasses much like Velma from scooby doo. x.freezer.x also has a best friend named Hannah but everyone knows Matisse is better and if you disagree your wrong. x.freezer.x is known for being a tiktoker and the world’s shortest person
“Hey are you watching one of x.freezer.x’s TikToks”

“Yeah”

“Wow isn’t she short”

I know right she is”
by Mojo joestar June 5, 2021
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x.freezer.x

literally the hottest, funniest and nicest person on tiktok 🤔🥱
i’m mutuals with x.freezer.x 👩 ❤️ 💋 👩
by celtros 😈 June 5, 2021
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Industrial Freezer

coca cola espuma

CARBONATED WATER, HIGH FRUCTOSE CORN SYRUP, CARAMEL COLOR, PHOSPHORIC ACID, NATURAL FLAVORS, CAFFEINE.
CAFFEINE CONTENT: 57 mg/20 fl oz
P.Diddy was just a part of our imagination.
We do in fact consume copious amounts of coca cola from the Industrial Freezer.
by jamez_ November 30, 2023
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Egg Freezer

Egg Freezer
noun | /eg free-zər/

Definition:
A woman who electively freezes her eggs in her 20s or early 30s, not because she’s ready for kids, but because she’s not ready for consequences. Used to preserve fertility while living her “Hot Girl CEO” phase uninterrupted by commitment, stability, or a man with a 401(k).

Origins:

First coined by Miami Man, a sharp-tongued AI entrepreneur and content creator from Brickell, who once described an ex as:

“An egg freezer — she iced her ovaries and ghosted me for a yoga retreat in Tulum.”

The term was later borrowed and amplified by Coach Greg Adams (CGA) on his podcast, where it became a staple phrase used to describe modern dating dynamics, hypergamy, and women “kicking the accountability can down the road.”

Traits of an Egg Freezer:

Has a vision board and zero intention of sharing it
Says “the universe will provide” instead of “I have a plan”
Goes to therapy to talk about a guy she met on Raya
Calls herself “emotionally unavailable” like it’s a badge of honor

Other Names:

Freeze Queen
Fertility-on-Flex Mode
The Human Snooze Button
The Biohacker Barbie

See also:

Hot Girl Sabbatical
Delulu Season
Brickell Manifestation Babe
Soft Launch Dating
"She just turned 30 and dropped 20 grand to freeze her eggs. Says she’s focused on healing and traveling. Bro, she’s a certified egg freezer."
by themiamiman June 23, 2025
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LIPA meat freezer

When a person lays with their legs pulled behind their head and has a partner bounce small pieces of dry ice off of their genitals.
"I got kind of hot watching Jennifer's Body, so I cooled down in the LIPA meat freezer."
by jelby March 19, 2010
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