fook

safe way to say fuck

that was fooking awesome, man.

i just wanna fook that girl so hard tonite.

by cooperfus97 November 7, 2009

Fook

An euphemism for Fuck. Its exact origins are unknown, however it is possible that it was a result of removing the hard 'u' sound. Also spelt foock.

"She just kept whining for it. I told her to fook off and get her ugly arse out of my door."

by P.M.H. March 13, 2010

Foodskies

Another way of saying "food" except childish and funny.

Tony, get me some foodskies."

by Antonio August 27, 2004

fookynoots

when someone gets uber mad because their girlfriend won't talk to them.

Dude, you went fookynoots last night.

by Jack Hall October 10, 2006

fooshypoop

Poop from a fooshy. Once the fooshypoop has left the fooshy, it grows legs and runs into walls. Fooshypoop can be found near waffle and pancake strippers... at the laundry basket.

boomchicka fooshypoop!
whoa look at that fooshypoop go!

by P1rat3_fl4g March 30, 2005

zip fookin lob

The act of removing your knob from your trousers in order to give the missus a damn good seeing to.

I got home from the pub about 11.30 went upstairs to the bedroom zip fookin lob, and gave that old bag the shaggin of her life or. I went to the doctors. Zip fookin lob got my cock out, It had gone green. Turned out to be a mix of excessive masturbation and poor hygiene.

by mr pissflaps March 1, 2004

fooshna

the famale version of "booshna". sort of a fashonista thing.

kelly: "That new dress is like, totally fooshna!"
bob: "uh dont ya mean 'booshna'?"
also see booshna, the whole reason i found out about this site.

by Puronimus Poopicus February 2, 2008