flomf

flomf
v. flomfed, flomf·ing, flomfs
v.tr.
1. the act of vigorously penetrating a wet pussy with a hard cock
2. Used in the imperative as a signal of angry dismissal.
n.
1. An act of sexual intercourse.
2. A partner in sexual intercourse.
3. A despised person.
4. Used as an intensive: What the fuck did you do that for?
interj.
Used to express extreme displeasure.
(Originated in 2006, straight outta Watsonville)

While sitting in the car and comtemplating of fun things to do, Lorena told Ray, "Let's just go to my apartment and flomf."
"Motherflomfer!"

by LorenaG January 24, 2007

Crimson Flood

A punk/thrash band (Est 2002) settled in the little Suburb of Oyster Bay. Its original members were:

FooL - Lead Guitar/Backing Vocals
MoRPHiNe - Drums/Lead Vocals
Their was no bassist

MoRPHiNe was the song writer and played covers by Peter And The Test Tube Babies and a few of his own songs. Sadly the band never took off due to FooLs move to Washington. MoRPHiNe had awaited new members for a band but has found no one sick enough to take the part. MoRPHiNe left the band behind in the Summer of 2005 after FooLs departure.

Fact: The bands name was based off their thoughts on what would happen if you slashed someones head off.

Sam: Yeah...Crimson Floods done
Alex: You think MoRPHiNe still wants to jam?
Sam: Nah man...FooL and him were like brothers...besides...he can't bring back a band that never made it.

by MoRPHiNe December 29, 2006

Floffy

Fat and Lovable

My dog is so floffy

by Blondie22310 August 26, 2015

Floobs

flat ass, drooping, saggy boobs

Rose, put a shirt on, I don't want to see those scary floobs!

by Atia February 24, 2008

floobs

Boobs that are large for the sole reason that the girl is fat.

Bob: That girl is hot, she's got a nice rack.

Bill: Those are floobs, man, what are you talking about?

by al September 30, 2003

tile flood

a tile flood is when ur sittin there in the middle of a shit, or recovering the energy you lost taking tht shit, and this random squirt of pee arises. if you cannot push ur penis down towards the toilet in time, ur penis will stick horizontally out, and u wil pee all ovr ur self and ur floor.

o fucking shit! i didnt recognize the pee was there so i didnt put my penis down, and i got a fucking tile leak! i better clean this up.

by fucksoid February 19, 2005

cave flooding

Cave flooding involves urinating into your partner's anus or vagina during the act of sexual copulation. Considered to be one of the most romantic surprises you can give to your sexual partner.

JIMMY: Last night Frank was so wasted whilst screwing his girlfriend that he forgot what he was doing and he flooded her cave.

JOHNNY: That's no surprise, Frank has been cave flooding ever since he was a little kid. In fact he flooded my pet dalmatians cave just last weekend.

by ElFucko August 5, 2014