by Rica.Monte January 6, 2017

Performing a handstand on a Keg of beer that is floating in a large body of water, i.e. a pong, lake or slow moving river. Usually the active Floating Keg Stander is supported by drinking companions who grasp his / her legs while placing both hands on the Floating Keg. Once the maximum amount of beer is consumed, the drinker is, of course, released into the body of water in which the Keg is floating.
I nearly drowned in beer and fresh water while performing a floating Keg Stand on Donner Lake. (Keg Stand, Floating)
by JWMP November 10, 2008

by late! October 16, 2008

Floating head doctor is a body with no head and a head with no body. The head often floats around while the body clumsily makes mistakes. Invented by J.D. on Scrubs.
Head: Have you seen my body!!?!?
Guy1: It's over there hurry!
Body: No, you shall never get me!!
Elliot: Sigh, it's just Floating Head Doctor again"
Guy1: It's over there hurry!
Body: No, you shall never get me!!
Elliot: Sigh, it's just Floating Head Doctor again"
by parrappa October 8, 2008

Also known as silent but deadly. A fart that can not be heard but can sure as hell be smelt. This type of flatulent sneaks up on you and unless there is a breeze, hard to tell who it came from. Don't ever recognize this type of fart out loud otherwise you fall into the rule of: "Whoever smelt it delt it"
by D. Ferrel September 29, 2003

Another word for farting
by Cleadus fucksinton January 6, 2016

When you are left without option and must urgently defecate in a urine filled toilet. The resultant coup de gras being a stranger's urine is now splashed upon your ass.
After contracting the rotavirus on a cruise ship, Sergio opted out of the dessert buffet line only to have a stranger serve him up an ice cream float in the galley bathroom.
by Nosferatu October 31, 2019
