First-class fail

A first-class fail is a euphemistic term for failing a paper with the highest possible failure grade.

If you needed a C- to pass, for example, then receiving a D+ would count as a "first-class fail".

How did you go on your biology assignment?
I got a first-class fail

by K.C.J. May 3, 2010

From First To Last

the entire band is a portable orgasm. especially lead vocalist sonny moore. their music is god-like and...and just let me say....damn

"Ride the wings of pestilence" = love

by marykate mcdonald May 6, 2005

first amendment

A wonderful ideal that is sadly no longer with us. Born 1776, died 2001 with the Patriot Act. RIP

Let us now observe a moment of silence for our dear late friend the first amendment.

by king of canada September 12, 2006

first20shots

#1 taking or giving a beating
#2 overcoming an obstacle or challenge effectively

#3 a severe injury

#1: Rihanna took the first20shots by Chris Brown.
"Rihanna shut up or i'm give you the first20shots." -Chris Brown
#2: I graduated today, school took the first20shots.
#3: Matt Kemp's ankle took the first20shots last game, he appears to be done for the season.

by Not your average Joe June 9, 2014

Milk first

The 'wrong' way of preparing cereal.

Cereal first Ray: Eugh, you disgrace
Milk first Jeff: Sorry my way of preparing cereal offends you.

by gamergrill421 July 11, 2019

George Lucas's first rule of cinematography

A rule first postulated by known film director George Lucas, stating that, "In any given movie franchise, at least one third of the films will suck." In addition to his own Star Wars prequels, some examples of movie sagas that follow this rule are: the Matrix saga, The Godfather trilogy, The Planet of the Apes, Shrek.

An exception to the rule is Toy Story, while the ultimate application of the rule is the Twilight Saga, wherein all the movies suck, the novels sucked, and yet there's another movie in the making.

Son: Dad, do you want to watch the Phantom Menace?
John: There were no prequels, and I have no son.

Paul: Should we watch Godfather Part II?
Sam: Does George Lucas's first rule of cinematography apply to it?
Paul: On the contrary, it's the best in the series!

by Patiodude October 26, 2011

Put Cereal First

the correct way of eating cereal, if you put milk in first you are a fucking monster and deserve to get shot by the military

den: hey man how do you put in your cereal, I tend to put cereal first
am: oh yeah i put in milk first
den: *pulls out handgun* i wont hesitate bitch

by Denmaski May 19, 2018