Fast Don't Lie

Phrase, popularized by Slim Chin, AKA Ken Jeong, and frequently proven by Chicago Bulls point guard, Derrick Rose. Shouted during break-away dunks, by Sportscenter anchors during touchdown runs, and by kids on basketball courts, street races and hot dog eating contests.

You get his shoe, you get fast too! Fast Don't Lie

by adidasBasketball November 24, 2010

fagstick

a man who acts like a homo sexual or acts very retarded

guy1:u want to hear a joke.
guy2:what is it.
guy1:knock knock.
guy2:(sighs)whos there.
guy1:orange.
guy2:orange who.
guy1:orange u glad i didn't say bannana.
guy2:dude your such a fagstick!

by halo2slayer July 16, 2009

fatstagram

When a person crosses the threshold of weight gain in which their past photos on their instagram are no longer recognizable as their current self. This causes them to delete all of their photos and replace them with current (fat) photos in a very short period of time.

Did you see all of Jessie’s posts this week? She’s definitely making her fatstagram.

by noodleshowz April 23, 2021

fast widow

The term used to describe a woman who has ensured that her date leaves a venue, such as a bar, restaurant, or party, so that she may remain and prospect for eligible males. A particularly popular in online dating.

Louis' date pulled a fast widow, hitting on half the guys at the bar after he left.

by kleber August 28, 2006

Fast Cheese Sandwich (FCS)

One slice of bread, one slice of cheese, folded.

Well I had to work late, so I picked up a Fast Cheese Sandwich (FCS) on the way home. - Dick Van Dyke

by dr. dick6969 September 26, 2009

Fapsted

Pronounced Fap-Sted, this word is used as a name for a school in which the teachers and/or students are somwhat or utter morons.

Dan: Have you seen Bill's new school? They don't get sex-ed until 9th grade!
Dylan: Yeah, its such a fapsted! Why the hell did his parents put him there?

by Smaster1755 October 18, 2012

falstalgia

a misguided feeling of nostalgia,
a longing for a past that:
1. really wasn't that great
2. you weren't around for

When I hear music that reminds me of my crappy old school, I can't help getting a feeling of falstalgia

by falstalgic February 20, 2013