super masturbation

Super masturbation refers to the act of masturbating without stopping through multiple orgasms, 4 or more for men, 9 or more for women

Ever since I discovered super masturbation my life has gotten so much better, my record is 17!

by daddymann March 10, 2016

banana masturbation

when a female grabs as many bananas as she wants and stick them in whichever hole she wants while screaming the annoying orange "he will mock you" song :)

"i had just gotten home and i opened her door and was going to give her a present but i found her doing banana masturbation"

by fkyoujames June 14, 2017

Suicidal masturbation w Lauren

When you want to end your life but instead of ending your life you aggressively masturbate for 47 minutes while FaceTiming someone named Lauren (its gotta be 47 minutes exactly) to distract yourself from your thoughts

"God I really wish I was dead"
"Have you tried Suicidal masturbation w Lauren?"
"Not yet, I'll get on that"

by zacattack September 16, 2019

Masturbation

The simplest, cheapest, safest and most practiced kind of sex.
Enjoyed by pretty much anyone in the world

Masturbation is good for prostate health

by Bangbangpewpew December 18, 2010

Ego Masturbation

The act of putting someone else down or insulting them to boost one's Ego. It is most commonly done through pointing out the other person's mistakes, especially in spelling and grammar. This form is somewhat rare in real life, but very, very common on the internet.

- ... I found the movie hilarious, but your going to have to see it yourself.

It's "you're," n00b, now go kill yourself!

-Stop masturbating your ego, fucking Grammar Nazi.

{Ego Masturbation)

by "Fuzzy" January 6, 2007

Masturbation

Self pleasure, for example a male will rub his pp & a female with put her finger in her v

TIMMOTHY ARE YOU LOOKING AT MASTURBATION VIDEOS!!!

by Kevin Blaurt April 4, 2020

cyber-masturbation

when people on Facebook like their own pictures/statuses

A:*likes his own picture on Facebook
B: why would you like your own pic? that's like cyber-masturbation

by dick007 December 31, 2012