A not so mythical creature who vistits you in your sleep, buggering you with out disturbing said slumbering. The ass fairy then leaves you half a roll of quaters on the night stand, a half pack of ciggerttes taped to your palm, and a sore arse.
Andy "Dude I passed out at Jeff's party last night and got visited by the ass fairy."
Aaron "Oh Ya, how do you know?"
Andy "My ass hole hurts like a mother, and a had a half-pack of marb's duct taped to my hand, but at least he gave me bus fare."
Aaron "Oh Ya, how do you know?"
Andy "My ass hole hurts like a mother, and a had a half-pack of marb's duct taped to my hand, but at least he gave me bus fare."
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One who spreads gayness. A gay fairy--much like someone with a yaoi paddle--has the ability to turn anything and anyone gay. Gay fairies are often also equipped with an insanely accurate gaydar. This is a rather peculiar phenomenon due to the fact that they have no need of gaydar. If someone is not gay, they'll make them gay just by being within a 5 mile radius of each other, so there's no point to it, really.
Gay fairies are also likely to be glitter fairies part-time.
Gay fairies are also likely to be glitter fairies part-time.
If you find yourself suddenly interested in fanfiction, RP, rainbows, unicorns and/or pink see-through shirts, you very well may have recently been in the vicinity of a gay fairy.
by The Epic Fairy October 15, 2008
Get the Gay Fairy mug.verb, fair-eeduhs-ter to fart a cloud of powder into someone's face. Usually done by sprinkling baby-powder in your ass crack. However, you can be creative; it works with many different powders and also can be done with queefs.
"Dude, last night this girl gave me a fairy dusting I'll never forget!"
"Hey baby get on your knees I'm gonna give you a fairy-duster"
"Hey baby get on your knees I'm gonna give you a fairy-duster"
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Get the Fairy-duster mug.is a trendy aesthetic that includes clothes like: long skirts; crop tops; hoodies; sage and brown items; mary janes; doc martens; rings; etc.
Juniper: my dream aesthetic is fairy grunge, but i dont have any money to achive it.
Ophelia: i heard that thrift/pound shops have lots of clothes like that!
Ophelia: i heard that thrift/pound shops have lots of clothes like that!
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Get the fairy grunge mug.1. The most common victim of the Load fairy, used by him for honing his three key skills: speed, mass and accuracy (time elapsed between beginning of masturbation and the actual blowing of the load, actual amount of semen in entire load, and percentage of load that hit the bull's eye).
2. The person on the receiving end of a cum-shot.
3. Your mom.
2. The person on the receiving end of a cum-shot.
3. Your mom.
1. The anonymous person drifted off to sleep perfectly, only to be awakened by the physical sensation of being the Load Fairy's Target Practice for the 2nd time that week.
2. That bitch? Yea, she's the LFTP, alright.
3. The dream your mother didn't quite aspire to by the time she turned 18, but she fulfilled it nonetheless.
2. That bitch? Yea, she's the LFTP, alright.
3. The dream your mother didn't quite aspire to by the time she turned 18, but she fulfilled it nonetheless.
by aka_Pyro June 7, 2007
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