hippo farmer 

One who exclusively screws fat women.

220lbs? I don't want no anorexic chick!

hippo farmer by kung-fu jesus August 23, 2004

nigger farmer 

Farmer of niggers; one who plants a black seed into fertilized soil, and sows a nigger. Usually at growth peak in 6-12 weeks. Seeds need watermelón, Koolaid, fried chicken,and the occasional lil Wayne cd.

So, Johnny, are you an official nigger farmer now?

nigger farmer by Nigger farmer June 18, 2014

Freckle Farmer 

Another name for a ginger.

Guy 1: Did you see Jack's new freckles?
Guy 2: More freckles? He's always getting new ones, like he's growing them.
Guy 1: Yeah, he's a freckle farmer.

Freckle Farmer by Gingy1992 April 28, 2013

Mole Farmer

A male individual that enjoys unprotected anal sex with a dirty partner and does not mind when their hook up ends up mole farming him.

Carl never complains about a dirty sex partner. He's nasty and is a real mole farmer.

Mole Farmer by Eaton Holgoode January 25, 2016

Pepperidge Farmer 

After rounding up the cheesy goldfish goop from the edges of your molars after chewing two handfuls of the snack that smiles back, a pepperidge farmer is the act of conglomerating the substance into one ball, placing the goop ball into a woman's vagina, sprinkling salt on the clitoris, and having passionate, burning sex.

Stephen and I got so wild last night that he performed a Pepperidge Farmer on me.

Wow, that Pepperidge Farmer you did last week had my vagina burning for days.

Pepperidge Farmer by Sharptop March 29, 2022

The Naughty Farmer 

Is when the man is on all fours and the woman (or man if thats what your into) milks you dry.... A milk bucket is optional.

"The other day I my friend Nicci came over and gave me the naughty farmer, it was awesome! That girl really likes milk!"

The Naughty Farmer by Rossalicous April 11, 2007

tard farmer

Special Education teacher, instructor, or aide.

Cherry is a tard farmer, poor girl.

tard farmer by bastard May 23, 2003