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farkel

My Irish friend is a farkel.
by Nick S. June 18, 2003
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fark

The best place for news! Also a crap load of boobies.
Oh go fark yourself!
by fizzgigger July 20, 2008
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farkle

The term used to describe what happens when a clown gets diarrhea.
Bob the pedophile clown farkled his pants after eating a bean burrito.
by TransMayernik April 22, 2005
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farkas

man, farkas.
by freakieieieieieie102 January 27, 2009
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fark

an uncommon expletive used to display anger due to unfortunate circumstances
"Fark!"
by Billy Bob August 28, 2003
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Fark

A person that sucks out all the fun in life.
Stop being a fark and let us finish this ping-pong match.

ORIGIN: I just woke up from my intense afternoon nap (where I hit snooze about 3 times) and my friend was in my dream that went a little something like this... She and this little boy around the age of 12 or so were playing ping-pong in our backyard. I woke up from my nap (in my dream) and made a goofy face outside the window towards them. My friend somewhat giggled and the little boy turned out and saw me and gave me the grossest face ever. Then he called me this weird word-a "fark." So he really didn't think so fondly of me I assumed. Then they played a little more and I went to go check on the cookies that I recently just made (I actually just did this and they're sitting in our kitchen) and they were all gone! I was really, really peeved and I went to ask my friend if she had eaten them. She laughed and said yes. Feeling disrespected, I got overwhelmed and told her (in a loud voice) that it wasn't okay and that she owed me $5 dollars. I turned around and she was looking at the boy and giggled and called me a "fark." Then I went on Urban Dictionary and found out that the word was somehow related to Nixon (?) and that it meant someone who sucks out all the fun. I was quite upset and then woke up. So point of story... don't call me a FARK.
by Beatrice Fark October 21, 2010
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Fark

After realizing after you sober up that the girl you nailed the night before was your sister.
Oh Fark. Oh Fark. Oh Fark.
by Some Farker October 7, 2003
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