flab fapping

when you stretch your stomache fat down to your penis and you masturbate with your "flab"

mom: son what are you doing?
son: nothing!
mom: whats that noise, are you fapping?
son: no im flab fapping!

by zachisaG August 26, 2013

happy famper

A male who, if home alone, will stay in the bathroom and masturbate for an extended duration of time.

"Dude your parents were gone yesterday! did you get shit faced?" "No Celeb Jihad uploaded new videos and I pulled a happy famper."

by Helmbros June 3, 2014

Caramel fappaccino

its where two hot pale white girls scissor each other while a hot Latino girl flicks the bean in the corner of the room.

"Dude I watched some girls do a caramel fappaccino and it was hot AS FUCK," "Really? Bro you're so fucking lucky,"

by Dick Chirison November 4, 2018

Shame Fapping

When you masturbate to something shameful

Billy was crying while shame fapping to a picture of his mom in a bikini.

by Frankie Ballsack January 26, 2022

fapping

the act of mastubation

Zac was having a fapping good time before he went UGGHHH

by bsn23o July 1, 2009

faple

When you masturbate into a Snapple.

"Did you just faple?"

by Daring duck June 26, 2016

Sleep fapnea

A medical condition whereas a human male doesn’t get enough air during sleeping so he involuntiarily begins to jack himself into the heavens

Helen found her husband on the edge of death, penis in hand, deep in the later stages of sleep fapnea.

by Johnny Luv1 June 7, 2018