Fuck Up Fairy

An event or action which takes a turn for the worst.

Christ, the Fuck Up Fairy made a visit there.

by Rusty Jeffears November 1, 2008

fairy faggotron

an overly feminine homosexual male. He may or may not shit rainbows and get glitter everywhere.

Gosh, look at Kyle, he's such a fairy faggotron.
I know! Look at the way he swings his hips and holds his hand out like a girl.

by xoxogossiparben September 30, 2011

drunk fairy

A small and mischevious fairy who will come visit you when you are drinking alcohol. Watch out...if she pokes you, you instantly become drunk. She will often do this without your knowledge. One minute you will be sober, then she will poke you and it's all over. She has also been known to get rough and do a little more than poke...not a good thing!

Claiming to have been poked (or worse) by the drunk fairy is a way for drunkards to blame someone other than themself for their getting sloshed.

David: "Did you see John last night? He was acting goofy and talking gibberish...he could hardly stand up. He must have been poked by the drunk fairy!"

Bob: "Poked?!? Nah...did you see him? He was WASTED. She must have punched him...probably kicked him in the nuts too!"

by Nicodemus 27 March 14, 2007

Fairy Tale

The reason girl cry themselves to sleep at night wondering why they can't find a guy like Taylor Lautner, Zac Efron, or whatever their cup of tea may be.

Girl: I wish my life was like a fairy tale.

by International Badass July 24, 2011

fairy cosplay

noun: one who imitates the fairy cosplayer
verb: doing the fairy cosplay pose (which involves shoving one's chest high, and puttinging your arms behind you at a 70 degree angle perpendicular to the ground)

Orochimaru (and occasionally brunos)fairy cosplays and it's supposed to look cool. But seriously, dude, what is he doing?

by El_Scorcho February 2, 2005

beer fairy

an imaginative creature that brings real booze. anytime you end up with alcohol that came from an unknown source, it was this guy.

question: "Where did this keg come from?"
reply: "must've been the beer fairy"

by julielovesthed August 30, 2005

Toast Fairy

The fairy that magically makes tea, toast, sandwiches etc appear from the kitchen, so that your lazy bloke doesn't have to get up from the sofa and miss any football.

Bloke: Any chance of some more Tea?
Girl: (sarcastically)Yeah... I'll just pop into the kitchen to see if the Toast Fairy has visited shall I?

by binxyboo October 7, 2005