Fagnet

A woman who attracts gay men

Liza Minelli is nearly as big a fagnet as her old Ma was!

by Edna Sweetlove October 5, 2006

facetard

Someone who is addicted to facebook.

Rob is so happy to have completed his 500th quiz this month! He has also just added has 2000th "friend" who is actually a friend of his friend's cousin's niece. Way to go, Facetard!

by zognatoid May 28, 2009

Fakethiest

A person who claims to be an athiest so as to appear smarter or rebellious by questioning organized religion, yet when December 25th comes around, they want to know where their Christmas presents are. Often make fun of God by calling Him "The Magic Sky Fairy" to try to get under the skin of Christains.

Andrew is such a fakethiest, he'll talk smack about someone who believes in God, but gave people a list of things he'd like for Christmas.

by Otto the Otter December 20, 2010

fagnet

A person, usually straight, to whom homosexuals and bisexuals are drawn as friends.

My ex-wife is a fagnet. Every gay person, man or woman, for 500 miles will find her.

by coffee_sloth June 19, 2003

Fagét

(Pronounced:"fash-et")This is a word used to describe a gay/homosexual individual that is too classy to be called a "faggot". It is a french word that can also mean "Donkey Shins", noone knows why, it just is ok?

Douche 1: Haha, faggot!

Fagét: Hey, I come from the royal family!!

Douche 2: Oh ok, he's too "fancy" . He's a fagét.

by Freedom Overload April 21, 2016

faget waget

a gay person. a faget is a lesbian woman.
a slang word for fag, or faget.
most used as inside jokes.
another name for a loser.
someone who is hated.

chris: wat the hell? dont they know they look like faget wagets?!

jeniffer: i dont know! we dont talk to losers.

by fanal jescride April 16, 2009

Faceturbating

When someone likes their own activity on Facebook. Can be applied to other social networks.

Guy 1: (Likes his own status)
Guy 2: Dude stop faceturbating.

by Rusty Pecker December 25, 2010