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Fakethiest

A person who claims to be an athiest so as to appear smarter or rebellious by questioning organized religion, yet when December 25th comes around, they want to know where their Christmas presents are. Often make fun of God by calling Him "The Magic Sky Fairy" to try to get under the skin of Christains.
Andrew is such a fakethiest, he'll talk smack about someone who believes in God, but gave people a list of things he'd like for Christmas.
by Otto the Otter December 20, 2010
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Fathiest

(fay thee ist) 1. A person who professes faith when in fact that faith does not exist in order to gain acceptance 2. to move covertly among a community of tight knit faith (such as Hasidic Jews or Mormons) for business purposes or for other personal gain. 3. A person who suddenly adopts a religion (temporarily) for the sake of a favorable outcome in a court proceeding.
Ex. 1, "She's not even Jewish at all, she just wants to hang around Favel's sisters, everyone knows she's a fathiest except for him."

Ex. 2, "Why did she take communion? -We were just arguing about how she thought it was stupid and never got confirmed; damn fathiest!"

Ex. 3, "I realize that I have taken vows of celibacy, but now I shall un-take them with this harlot here, for I am a fathiest."
by T.S.L. August 1, 2013
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Faithiest

A theist who's religious persuasion relies solely on faith, regardless of evidence or reason.
I showed her how science disproved every religious argument she had, but she still believes. What a faithiest!
by Ecce Homo March 8, 2009
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FaceTheStage

American Rapper born May 5th 1988, Dallas Texas
Have you heard of "FaceTheStage"? His music is dope!
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Faithiest

Someone who must live in a religious community, pretending to be one of them, while not believing in God, or at least not believing what the rest of his/her community believes.

Alternate definition: Someone who has a strong conviction that we cannot know whether God exists.
Poor Jeremiah must live among the Mormons, even though he's a Faithiest.
by dragonflytech August 1, 2013
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Faithiest

Someone who says they are an atheist even thought they really do believe in God.
Dude, Ron is such a faithiest. I saw him a church yesterday.
by Bananarama45 February 9, 2019
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FAITHIEST

A person who says that they believe in God but lives their life with no faith.

Constantly praying and worrying at the same time.
1. Lisa continues to be a FAITHIEST although she attends church every Sunday.
2. Tom’s FAITHIEST behavior has him unsure about moving to Tampa.
by Leading Lady December 8, 2019
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