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fagstaff

A derivative of the name, 'Fagstaff Macmillan'. This word is often used to describe someone of such magnitude of fagotry that the regular insult of faggot will just not do.
Jordan: Hey, like my dress Jeremy?!?!
Jeremy: You are such a fagstaff.
by Mr Jeremy Hogan October 13, 2004
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False eyelashes

False eyelashes (sometimes called eyelash extensions) are worn by women (occasionally men) to thicken the upper eyelashes. They are favoured by sluts and porn stars but are also worn by girls and women who wish to look sluttish or seductive. There are two main types: a strip of lashes which is applied along the entire length of the eyelid; individual lashes or groups of lashes which are applied to areas which are sparse, or at the outer part of the eyelid to achieve a particular effect. False eyelashes made of human hair may be applied by a trained beautician and these are usually designed to be semi-permanent. More usually, the lashes are synthetic and are self-applied using special glue. This type can be fairly easily peeled off when they are no longer required. False eyelashes are available in a huge variety of designs, colours, lengths and materials. Some incorporate diamante glitter or even rhinestones. Some types may be cut or trimmed to width or length.
Black Feathered False Lashes; Flirty Feathered False Lashes; Sexy Textured False Eyelashes; Ultra Thick False Lashes with Crystal Line; Blue False Eyelashes; Gorgeous Fake Eyelashes with Rhinestone Eyeliner; Black Fake Eyelashes with Pink Metallic.
by O'Flagherty December 25, 2008
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false memory syndrome

A condition in which a person's identity and interpersonal relationships are centered around a memory of traumatic experience which is objectively false but in which the person strongly believes. Note that the syndrome is not characterized by false memories as such. We all have memories that are inaccurate. Rather, the syndrome may be diagnosed when the memory is so deeply ingrained that it orients the individual's entire personality and lifestyle, in turn disrupting all sorts of other adaptive behavior. The analogy to personality disorder is intentional. False Memory Syndrome is especially destructive because the person assiduously avoids confrontation with any evidence that might challenge the memory. Thus it takes on a life of its own, encapsulated and resistant to correction. The person may become so focused on memory that he or she may be effectively distracted from coping with the real problems in his or her life. (J. Kihlstrom)
She believed that she had been abused by satanists over many years, until she found that she had been suffering from False Memory Syndrome.
by Lloyd February 25, 2004
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falsterbo

The place where all the cool people from stockholm is. The place where all the people from Torekov wan’t to be, but can’t.
Daaaaaam, do you have a place in falsterbo? Can I stay at your place?
by Falsterboit! July 15, 2021
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falsecockitus

A dissorder men suffer when they feel they have an iadiquitly sized cock.Symptons include drasticly exaggerating the size of ones penis.
Chris soo has falsecockitus, he said he had a nine inch cock, but when he whipped it out, it was like sucking on a pack of breathmints.
by b.RIAN January 11, 2008
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Fagstard

Simply a gay man (fag) who is a bastard. Used by gay men who are really angry.
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Damn but that guy is a real fagstard.
by mikalinatl July 5, 2009
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false trades

Insider trading as demonstrated by Martha Stewart.
Hey Martha, you can please pick up some Mongolian sheepskin decorative throw pillows with the money you made from your false trades.
by chocohippo December 1, 2010
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