i just find it funny how....

a girl says this when she wants to explain how she does NOT find something funny. if your texting a girl and she says this block her and move state.
99.99% of the time she does not find it funny

tyrone: hey olivia, hows your sick mother.
olivia: shes ok, i have to take care of her shes so annoying, i just find it funny how....
tyrone: *moves to a different state, nukes the current state he was in and blocks olivia in all the social media he has because he is dont with her shit*

by om telolet om May 11, 2018

you wanna see something funny?

When you see someone comment on your post that you made on tiktok (particularly a namjoon or yoongi fan) and they say "you wanna see something funny?" that's when to ditch your phone and go to a different country or just change everything about you because you messed up once they say that.

*you make a video saying bts are flops*

a min later "you wanna see something funny?" *looks at their pfp and sees its namjoon stan*

CRAP-

by kazutoras wifey<3 October 22, 2022

Haha, that's funny

Used in real life conversations or IM meaning, "I'm pretending that's funny, but it's really not" or, "I have not idea/I don't care what you just said, so I'm gonna say this." Also sometimes used with lack of enthusiasm in real life to show sarcasm.

Similar to lol, lolocaust, and haha.

Frank: I just threw an apple at my sister! LOL!
Donnie: Haha, that's funny.

Meaning: What the fuck, you suck at humour.

Joe: So, I said, "No, that's my seat, yours is over there."
Jake: Haha, that's funny.

Meaning: I'm bored, I'm gonna go get high.

by Highly Evolved May 25, 2006

funny mud pee

This is a Chinese homophonic slang, which means “ur talking bullshits”

Haters: “I support the term “Chinese Virus”
Chinese: “funny mud pee”

by Ur Chinese daddy March 26, 2020

dude, that's not funny, my mom's dead

The ultimate response to the ever classic insult 'Your mom.'

Person A: Hey dude, sup?

Person B: YOUR MOM IS UP!

Person A: Dude, that's not funny, my mom's dead.

Person B now either believes you, is confused/apologetic, or smart enough to prove the ultimate response to this; Yeah? I really like that.

by Ninja-wizard-pimp-ghetto-lowtax-maddox-internet. September 12, 2008

cum funnel

Oral sex technique involving a regular funnel. The cum swallower holds a funnel in his mouth in order to not spill any of the semen outside the oral cavity. Made popular by amateur pornstar Britney (aka Chicktrainer). Aside from the obvious degrading sexual aspect the technique is supposed to combine the appeal of both the visual (external) cumshot as well as semen swallowing without the usual problems of spillage (= facial moneyshot).

Britney got cum funnelled and swallowed every drop of semen.

by Sam_K October 10, 2006

funnay

This is a mispronunciation of the word "funny." It is used mainly by trendy fucks that are trying way too hard to be cool. These are the same fools that use abbreviations like "lol" and "wtf" in everyday spoken conversation.

Guy: LOL! The Hangover was so funnay!
Other guy: God damn it! You fool!

by Not Funnay January 14, 2011